Slogans for 2011/2012

[Doktor Howl]

Offering to send someone self-help books gets Dok's "Amazing Asshole Move of the Year".

Offer rescinded.

I made it in complete sincerity and understanding as having lived many, many difficult years and used only other people's success as guidance.

Bunch of fuckers, here.

And I'm done.  

No loss on your end, right?  

On the contrary.  I admire an elegantly phrased asshole move.

You're entirely too serious.  That can be a symptom of an impacted bowel, you know.

Funny, you calling me an asshole, then using my reaction to that to call me an asshole again.

I'm much less serious than I come across here.  

I'm as serious as I think is required to be for RL situations and even then, I get shit for not taking things as seriously as they "should be" in certain company.

You're wrong on that serious bit.

It was a sincere offer.  You made it that I was a dick for offering to share my own influences that have helped make me more than I was.  

I'm going to send them in spite of you.  

I promise not to crap in the envelope.  

That's all I promise.

Excellent.  Freeky and I have come up with something to return, something you'll like.

But I can't promise I won't shit in the box. 

Fuck you, I'm sick!

[Freeky]

I'll try to keep him fromm shitting in the box, but I can't promise anything.  He weighs about twice what I do, and that's not counting the back hair.

[Luna]

I'll try to keep him fromm shitting in the box, but I can't promise anything.  He weighs about twice what I do, and that's not counting the back hair.

If I were a bad person, not the kind, sweet, gentle soul that I am, I might suggest feeding Dok your special vindaloo.

But that would be wrong, on many levels.

[Freeky]

I'll try to keep him fromm shitting in the box, but I can't promise anything.  He weighs about twice what I do, and that's not counting the back hair.

If I were a bad person, not the kind, sweet, gentle soul that I am, I might suggest feeding Dok your special vindaloo.

But that would be wrong, on many levels.

No can do.  

That's a nice thought, though.  An even nicer thought is tomato national calamity soup.

[Luna]

I'll try to keep him fromm shitting in the box, but I can't promise anything.  He weighs about twice what I do, and that's not counting the back hair.

If I were a bad person, not the kind, sweet, gentle soul that I am, I might suggest feeding Dok your special vindaloo.

But that would be wrong, on many levels.

No can do.  

That's a nice thought, though.  An even nicer thought is tomato national calamity soup.

We do our humble best.

I help.   

[Disco Pickle]

Fuck you, I'm sick!

Respectfully, I never meant to imply, in any way, I was disregarding that, even as I forget it, not knowing you really at all outside of your very public and very poignant derision on this board.  

Fuck, man, I only ever offered with good intention.

I'm not always clear on the best way to do that except through a method that can easily be seen to be assholish (creating dumb words here.)

My instinct is that his should be and should have been a private conversation and will not continue it here.  

[Freeky]

Or maybe it's a fucking joke. 

[Payne]

BWAHAHAHA

Pickle, you are a gold mine of lulz.

BRB, getting a coffee and re-reading every post you've ever made here. Tuesday = sorted.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck you, I'm sick!

Respectfully, I never meant to imply, in any way, I was disregarding that, even as I forget it, not knowing you really at all outside of your very public and very poignant derision on this board.  

What you see is largely what you get.

[rong]

Dear pickles, the only way to win at peedee is not to play.

In the history of management, no new guy has ever had a good idea. Ever.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pickles isnt exactly new though. Hes been here at least a year.

[Doktor Howl]

Dear pickles, the only way to win at peedee is not to play.

In the history of management, no new guy has ever had a good idea. Ever.

Boo hoo hoo, you drunken piece of shit.

[Doktor Howl]

Pickles isnt exactly new though. Hes been here at least a year.

Not the fucking point.

rong gets the chance to unload his fucking butthurt, and that's all that really matters.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Im not exactly sure what hes butthurt over since he doesnt really post anything.

[Doktor Howl]

Im not exactly sure what hes butthurt over since he doesnt really post anything.

He used to.  He'd get all drunk and try to derail peoples' threads, and then act puzzled when they got pissed off.  He's a miserable little fuckwit wet-brain drunk with nothing to fucking say...So he says it every chance he gets.