OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

See?  You understand perfectly.  Get down with your bad phosphateself.

Now I just need to find someone who identifies as diesel fuel.

dieself, I do identify as such.

On behalf of the white middle class, I'd like to personally apologize for our deplorable treatment of all Petrolkin.

[Suu]

Ugh, so I tried to go on my first substantial bike ride today.

I say tried in that I gave up half way because the hills were way more than I could handle. Yes, I know I live in New Hampshire these days and not, you know, Florida, but holy fuck. I can't tell if I'm THAT out of shape or just really don't have enough experience biking on hills to be able to handle it.

This is going to take some time. I was hoping to do a 10 mile race next month, but I think it's going to have to wait. Maybe I can do the 5 mile leg. :/

[Ben Shapiro]

See?  You understand perfectly.  Get down with your bad phosphateself.

Now I just need to find someone who identifies as diesel fuel.

dieself, I do identify as such.

Beardself never forget.
Waffself never forget where you come from.

[Ben Shapiro]

Ugh, so I tried to go on my first substantial bike ride today.

I say tried in that I gave up half way because the hills were way more than I could handle. Yes, I know I live in New Hampshire these days and not, you know, Florida, but holy fuck. I can't tell if I'm THAT out of shape or just really don't have enough experience biking on hills to be able to handle it.

This is going to take some time. I was hoping to do a 10 mile race next month, but I think it's going to have to wait. Maybe I can do the 5 mile leg. :/

Out of shape, or not conditioned enough I suppose.

I can go 1.5 hrs on a ski machine with the highest incline/max resistance settings, but can only 35 mins tops nonstop on a trendmill on the highest incline at a power walking pace. So I feels you.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Ugh, so I tried to go on my first substantial bike ride today.

I say tried in that I gave up half way because the hills were way more than I could handle. Yes, I know I live in New Hampshire these days and not, you know, Florida, but holy fuck. I can't tell if I'm THAT out of shape or just really don't have enough experience biking on hills to be able to handle it.

This is going to take some time. I was hoping to do a 10 mile race next month, but I think it's going to have to wait. Maybe I can do the 5 mile leg. :/

I ditched my car for a bike from 2007 to sometime in 2011. Averaged 8-10 miles a day with the occasional weekend 30+ miler. Ditched the car for a bike again last year and got halfway up a hill about 10 blocks from my house and flat died. Hills are definitely a great metric like that.

What do you ride?

[EK WAFFLR]

See?  You understand perfectly.  Get down with your bad phosphateself.

Now I just need to find someone who identifies as diesel fuel.

dieself, I do identify as such.

Beardself never forget.
Waffself never forget where you come from.

Bearself is pronouncist!

[Ben Shapiro]

See?  You understand perfectly.  Get down with your bad phosphateself.

Now I just need to find someone who identifies as diesel fuel.

dieself, I do identify as such.

Beardself never forget.
Waffself never forget where you come from.

Bearself is pronouncist!

[minuspace]

Ugh, so I tried to go on my first substantial bike ride today.

I say tried in that I gave up half way because the hills were way more than I could handle. Yes, I know I live in New Hampshire these days and not, you know, Florida, but holy fuck. I can't tell if I'm THAT out of shape or just really don't have enough experience biking on hills to be able to handle it.

This is going to take some time. I was hoping to do a 10 mile race next month, but I think it's going to have to wait. Maybe I can do the 5 mile leg. :/

Out of shape, or not conditioned enough I suppose.

I can go 1.5 hrs on a ski machine with the highest incline/max resistance settings, but can only 35 mins tops nonstop on a trendmill on the highest incline at a power walking pace. So I feels you.

Given the incline, that's actually not bad at all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's a cartoon.  Whether or not it's Disney, people definitely shouldn't be expecting cartoons to be historically accurate, or act as if whining about the fact makes them superior to the poor, stupid masses who simply don't realise how hoodwinked they are (or, alternatively and more likely, don't care, because they don't take their cues about historical reality from clearly fictional accounts)

KA-POW.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

tumblr in general seems obsessed with correcting cartoons.  They don't seem to have realised cartoons are not intended to be documentaries.  It's really quite puzzling.

Nothing on tumblr puzzles me, except that Waffle is there, putting up very good photography.  Other than that, it is the worst people on Earth, the whining, privileged shitbags of the Western hemisphere, all smashed into one very smelly can.  There is nothing I have seen written there that has value, and everyone I have seen who does write there should be handed over to the Portland police department (equivalent for you would be Chelsea on a bad day).  For their own good.

But Tumblr isn't black.

[Junkenstein]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

Shit, take it easy. Get well man.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You did ask

http://correctdichotomy.tumblr.com/post/75409273785/i-need-to-compile-this-omgggggggg

"Voidself" almost made me void myself. That shit's funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yesterday was my birthday. It was okay.

Happy birthday!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Diagnosed with shingles today, and got frighteningly large pills. I find it somewhat amusing. Mainly because of the timing and location- last week of classes before finals and in my dominant hand.

Shit, take it easy. Get well man.

Thanks man. It's been fucking with my sleep more than anything, because of the pain. Doctor gave me something for that too.