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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1455 on: September 27, 2018, 02:49:04 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1456 on: September 27, 2018, 02:55:53 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1457 on: September 27, 2018, 03:17:54 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Well, you have to understand, due to the Dark Ages all knowledge of effective hygiene were lost.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1458 on: September 27, 2018, 04:50:14 pm »
I can't fucking handle the internet anymore, I need some reality.

What's up, spags?

We were just talking about how dirty the Middle Ages were.

Well, you have to understand, due to the Dark Ages all knowledge of effective hygiene were lost.

And I'm out.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1459 on: September 27, 2018, 04:51:39 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1460 on: September 27, 2018, 05:51:40 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1461 on: September 27, 2018, 05:54:10 pm »
On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1462 on: September 27, 2018, 08:32:50 pm »
We’re all getting old.

Hope you don’t have Fibromyalgia, Suu. And that fucking sucks Roger.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1463 on: September 27, 2018, 09:53:05 pm »
On that note, I get to find out if I have fibromyalgia today.  :banana:

Nope. Apparently it might just be Lupus.  :sadbanana:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1464 on: September 27, 2018, 11:14:59 pm »
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1465 on: September 27, 2018, 11:16:29 pm »
I dunno...right now I'd be OK with that, I think.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1466 on: September 27, 2018, 11:17:56 pm »
I dunno...right now I'd be OK with that, I think.

I believe you would.  For like a week.  Then you'd be looking for politicians to eviscerate.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1467 on: September 27, 2018, 11:31:07 pm »
Sounds like Saturday night to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1468 on: September 28, 2018, 12:14:28 am »
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

I can see this now: Roger gets pulled out of the Matrix, realizes that the whole Trump presidency has been faked by a giant computer, and starts clawing to be put back in, because he's literally having the time of his life.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1469 on: September 28, 2018, 12:39:06 am »
I was just thinking...How many people that lived in the Matrix would be happy if they got rescued by the heroes?

I mean, they'd be trading in a half-decent 21st century existence for a post-nuclear frozen wasteland.

I bet most of them would be really pissed off.

I can see this now: Roger gets pulled out of the Matrix, realizes that the whole Trump presidency has been faked by a giant computer, and starts clawing to be put back in, because he's literally having the time of his life.

Well, yeah, but...

...

Yeah.
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