You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up.
Im injecting krokodile into my veins ITT
Rank fucking amateur
Real addicts like me ran out of veins year ago and have taken to dripping it directly into the spinal column using nothing but a rusty nail welded to their water heater and an old garden hose connected to a bag of the good shit
They call it Prick Dicking and it’s basically the bare fucking minimum to even be a krokodil hobbyist so stop faking it for internet rep
Oh altered, you fell into my Trap Pun Card, you've been bamboozled and played like a fiddle, and now you're banished to the shadow realm - Do you even know how the locals call me?????
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KROKODILE JOHNNY - anyhow, where did i leave my feisty emu...
(Crocodile Dundee, if anyone missed it, WOOSH)