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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#315
January 11, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 07:56:23 AM
Nothing that is worth knowing is to be found here.

Right.  No more fun threads then, if they're even the tiniest bit silly.

Enough is enough.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#316
January 12, 2010, 01:08:11 AM

Pope Pixie Pickle

#317
January 12, 2010, 01:09:09 AM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#318
January 12, 2010, 09:10:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 07:56:23 AM
Nothing that is worth knowing is to be found here.

Right.  No more fun threads then, if they're even the tiniest bit silly.

Enough is enough.

It's just that some brilliant, talented motherfucker seems to be bumping all the chaff, on a day when some other brilliant, talented motherfucker was busy starting a bunch of chaff.

Enough is enough.
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President Television

#319
January 18, 2010, 06:12:36 AM
What do I do if I have a rabid beaver taped to my left hand and a vicious bobcat taped to my right hand? This is a very pressing matter and I hope you find time to reply soon.
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BadBeast

#320
June 10, 2010, 07:35:32 AM
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Chairman Risus

#321
June 12, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 10, 2010, 07:35:32 AM
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?

BadBeast

#322
June 14, 2010, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: Risus on June 12, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 10, 2010, 07:35:32 AM
How does one go about removing a Candiru from it's secure, warm preferred place of residence, without actually having to sever / pulp the old "kittenhammer" in the process?


Wow, that bad. Ouch! But it's only a little fishy!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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