Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend you're not pretending
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -11 = 205 - 216 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -105 = 422 - 527 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -93 = 578 - 671 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -111 = 608 - 719 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -135 = 580 - 715 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -88 = 733 - 821 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -146 = 900 - 1046 - +
Fumble the bumble
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -179 = 886 - 1065 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -117 = 910 - 1027 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -231 = 1042 - 1273 - +
Prosecute the Persecutors
#6489 -318 = 1153 - 1471 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -289 = 1177 - 1466 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -287 = 1234 - 1521 - +

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