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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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This sticker written on the internet.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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antifart
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Science is a cult
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Famous people are delicious.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Not a Restroom
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Ye of many faiths
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Security through Obesity
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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this conversation isnt over
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i believe that children are the futile
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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What is the first question?
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How necessary are you?
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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you left the iron on.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Don't panic.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Protection when you least expect it
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you read my fucking mind
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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My pockets went to Distopia
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Do Not Remove
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description is more important than metaphor
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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