vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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