Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Head Your mind!
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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challenge your habits
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Try to outlive these words.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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The free market never cured malaria.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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never fear goddess is here
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Be young - shut up!
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Critique Thyself
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It happened to you too
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Only bad music has any meaning
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Jesus loves war!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Prophets profit.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The early worm gets the bird.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Infect Yourself.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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low expectations are good protection
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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you can live on through your descendants
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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