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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 25, 2015, 06:33:34 pm »
One of those fantasy novels where a little boy has a vision of heaven during a near-death experience (like Heaven is for Real or The Boy Who Came Back from Heaven), except instead of Heaven, he goes to Hell.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 25, 2015, 03:32:33 am »
Game mods cost money now

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:53:22 am »
I left the milk out

It's one solid chunk now

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:51:31 am »
A "biography" of BOB Dobbs or some similar discordiosubgenius figure stylistically parodying the Christian gospels; Written in the voice and idiom of the King James Bible and containing incidents such as BOB retreating into the desert for forty days during which time he stays at various Las Vegas resorts , BOB driving off demons and reconditioning them to harass scientologists, BOB driving proslytizers out of a shopping mall, opening the eyes of the blind with medicinal marijuana, feeding a multitude of 5000 people with Dominos pizzas that miraculously arrive late are thus free, turning water into urine, wine transfusions, yelling at trees, and finally BOB being scourged and crucified at a hardcore BDSM club.


EDIT:
A n incident similar to the "I bring not peace but a sword" line from Matthew 10:34 abruptly turns into a sales pitch for replica katanas

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 21, 2015, 05:20:18 am »
Dogs and cats living together

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Future Historians
« on: April 18, 2015, 02:12:15 am »
I heard that flash memory could last a really long time

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Paranoid Linux project
« on: April 18, 2015, 02:04:12 am »
Awesome concept though

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 16, 2015, 11:37:44 pm »
You've got the wrong guy!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:18:36 am »
The gravity's much stronger today

Why's there an extra sun?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:43:50 am »
An alternate history in which the Axis powers won World War 2 because the Confederacy won the American Civil War and sided with the Nazis when World War 2 started

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 14, 2015, 02:13:44 pm »
no, but they are generally horrifying, or at least disturbing.

The only ones I personally worry about are the depressing/existentialist ones ("the universe is just doomed", "you'll always be a failure", "it's like you never existed", etc), the political ones ("Paul Ryan will be president", "they tried to ban pornography"), and the one about forgetting the test which is similar to a recurring nightmare I have.

All the others would fit right in in horror films though

I watch a lot of horror films

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: April 14, 2015, 04:28:27 am »
They made him kill himself

They tried to ban porno

Paul Ryan will be president

North Korean style internet censorship

Twenty one inch anal circumference

The root canal didn't work

The tumor has become malignant

Impaled with seven hundred spikes

Today's special is human liver

More violent than any videogame

The sun eclipses the moon

Hollowed out body walking around

Industrial robot arm prostate examination

That house wasn't there yesterday

Blood shouldn't be that color

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Blood under Red Light
« on: April 14, 2015, 04:25:25 am »
:roll:

Even "de-oxygenated" venous blood still has a good 75% oxygen saturation, and while initial blood contact with the air can almost reach the high saturation that arterial blood has (roughly 99%) this quickly diminishes due to red blood cells dying.  Therefore, after any prolonged exposure to to the air, blood will take on a darker colour, and this process is quicker with venous blood due to the lower overall saturation level.

If you're going to be a pendant, at least be meticulous about it.

Well at least I did point out that it wouldn't happen in space or places with no oxygen in the air

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Blood under Red Light
« on: April 14, 2015, 03:55:36 am »
...especially if its venous blood.

Unless this is occurring in space (or possibly in Detroit) the blood will take on oxygen and take on the red of arterial blood immediately upon being spilled

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 14, 2015, 03:52:13 am »
An alien civilization accidentally and unknowingly invades the Earth when it's von-Neumann-machine-esque automated mining probes land on Earth and start mining it out and stripping developments of their component metals, the probes not having been programmed with the possibility of encountering an inhabited planet in mind. The aliens themselves are completely unaware of this as the mining probes are not designed to send back or record data.

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