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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 16, 2017, 06:20:28 am »
A film adaptation of I Am Legend that goes in exactly the opposite direction of the 2007 Will Smith version. Instead of the twist ending being dropped it's not even a twist; it's clear from the beginning that there are no vampire-zombies, just a bunch of sunburnt aphasics and a psychotic doomsday prepper mad scientist who's jumped to some very extreme conclusions and ideally is played by Jeffrey Combs

Another idea:

A satirical holiday special revolvong around the birth of Mammon

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 11, 2017, 06:32:41 pm »
A porno about a gay threeway between Jesus, Moses, and Mohammed (Penises Be Upon Him)

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 09, 2017, 11:50:30 pm »
Does anybody here know anyone with the expertise to rig things so google searches for "the manchurian candidate" turn up Trump as the top result

« on: November 09, 2017, 04:11:03 pm »

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 07, 2017, 04:17:25 am »
Did I already post my idea about Santa Claus-esque vampires that can be temporarily appeased with milk and cookies but can only be permanently destroyed by being boiled with their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart? Their power is greatest at the winter solstice because that is when night is the longest.

Related idea: Mothlike reverse-vampires that are attracted to light

Unrelated, not particularly interesting idea:
A doctor with an obsession with repairing anything that breaks around him. This obsession with fixing broken things is why he went into medicine as well.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 04, 2017, 07:48:44 am »
After successfully reanimating a person a scientist discovers that this has triggered his (the scientist's) transformation into a deity

Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: November 03, 2017, 12:27:39 am »
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.

It sounds like there's a story behind this. What is it?

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 02, 2017, 10:54:11 pm »
The reason why Donald Trump is orange is because he's actually a hostile space alien sent to earth to drain humanity's intelligence because their own intelligence has gone bad/run out and needs to be replaced

Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: November 02, 2017, 05:17:37 pm »
On a related note, don't read the Principia Discordia or anything else on as their stuff is without exception missing illustrations and badly formatted in general

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 02, 2017, 08:08:50 am »
SuperRemarionation - a mockumentary about a fictional practical effects firm that has provided an alternative to virtual actor recreation in the form of puppeting deceased actors' bodies like marionettes using a heavy-duty version of the automatic puppetry technology originally developed for the tv series Thunderbirds

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Is anyone here an advocate for non-violence?
« on: October 29, 2017, 06:41:43 am »
Abstaining from violence is actually quite hard. You can say you don't want to hurt anybody and try to navigate into realities where you don't need to but violence still exist within you. As long as there's even a chance you could be manipulated into bloodthirsty mongrel, saying you are pacifist is essentially lying. Truly being pacifist requires you to acquire quadriplegia and still you can be running people over with your out of control wheelchair.

I'd rather say "I don't want to hurt you" to people than "I don't want to hurt anybody". It's a bit more personal so they might drop me some leftovers.

you all have too much initiative

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 29, 2017, 06:37:46 am »
Trump is hardest working President since WW2: GOP

A majority of Republicans believe Donald Trump is working harder than any other president since World War II despite the fact he has spent nearly one in four days playing golf.

When asked by the pollster YouGov to compare Trump’s work ethic to other Presidents, 58 percent of Republicans said that Trump is a “harder worker” than any of them, including Republican Presidents Ronald Reagan and war hero Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Here’s the link:

We’ve known it for quite a while, but this yet again illustrates that facts don’t matter to the majority of Republican voters.

He works hard on a lot of things, it's just unfortunate that all of them are batshit crazy. He's still trying to build the wall, and to institute the travel ban, and fuck up healthcare, and do all of other demented bullshit he promised. He needs to stop working so hard and start spending the rest of the days on the golf course too or else there's a very real and disturbing risk that he might eventually accomplish something, and that won't be good for anybody (except possibly Putin)

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 28, 2017, 05:19:26 pm »
A mad cryptographer/computer scientist/programmer creates an extremelt efficient pseudorandom number generator the design of which he claims to have been divinely revealed and to be the system used by God to generate the outcones of quantum events.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 23, 2017, 01:41:17 am »
How about a superhero film told from the perspecrive of a non-superpowered uninvolved bystander caught in the chaos of the fight against the supervillain. It turns into a sort of Cloverfield-esque horror situation.

let's just begin with the beginning and go from there. The roots of this whole Global Warming hoax:

behold a document drafted by the UN itself in 2001 which explicitly warns that it not even be quoted without permission.

The document itself discusses options for financing the UN's global anti poverty initiatives which have been grossly underfunded because wealthy nations won't bother to contribute, despite public pledges. It basically reads like "what do we do?"

Scroll down to page 3.

The Zedillo Report.

The Zedillo Report was the product of a UN panel set up under Kofi Anon to identify options to the voluntary financing schemes that had thus far proven inadequate. And it's conclusions were that the UN's anti poverty programs could be financed either by effecting a Tobin Tax on global transactions or a carbon tax.

The Carbon Tax was the preferred option (page 4) because it was considered "politically more realistic" and because it could be justified as "making polluters pay".

NO MENTION OF GLOBAL WARMING. Efforts to commence the carbon tax are still underway in the form of the Kyoto, Doha, Paris agreements and amendments.

As the campaign to convince wealthy nations to contribute to the UN's war on poverty programs the UN ramped up the IPCC to build a scientific case for applying this tax (for poverty relief) to carbon consumers who were aggrevating alleged global warming.

The IPCC, as everybody knows is a UN body and is the primary driver of global warming study and hysteria.

6/10 Work in some refrences to chemtrails, the Freemasons, ancient aliens, and Hillary Clinton

Speaking seriously for a moment. That's hardly a smoking gun. At best it maybe establishes motive, which while admittedly better than most global warming denialist conspiracy theories is a far cry from proving or even seriously suggesting anything. In particular it offers no explanation for why the only scientists who disagree with the existence of global warming either have severe conflicts of interest or else specialize in completely unrelated fields and are thus unqualified to speak on the matter,

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