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It has dawned on me that I don't meet everyone's standards.  That I am the go-to badguy for things that I had very little or no hand in.  That I can't be trusted with Nice Things, because people with a proven track record of abuse might not like me having those Nice Things, and I'd probably just poop all over those Nice Things if I WERE allowed to have them.

Needless to say, this is very distressing to me, and sometimes I weep big evil tears when nobody is looking.   

Wait, no, actually I don't.  I should, but I don't.  No, instead, I laugh my ass off like the complete bastard that I am, and chalk up the people who say such things as being complete fucking knob ends who probably never puked in a punch bowl in their entire lives.

Then I sneak into orphanages and piss on the beds while the little bastards are changing bobbins in the mill.  I will, one day, piss on YOUR bed, too.  Even if you're not an orphan.  I know where everyone lives; I am connected to the internet.

Why do I do all these horrible things?  Obviously because I was born wrong.  I'm one of Those Guys.  The Other Guys...And when I'M not being a prick, I'm focusing my mind lazors on other people and making them be pricks.

Or, wait, I have also been told that I slavishly do whatever Nigel tells me to do.  So maybe I'M not the prick, maybe SHE is.  When I am told these sorts of things by people, I am expected to immediately side against her to prove how unbiased I really am, deep down inside.  But since I am the root of all evil, I do not do this...Instead, I typically laugh and tell these people to fuck right off.  Nigel is my friend, but the reason I typically agree with her is because she's typically RIGHT.  This seems to bother the small testicle crowd, her being right while in flagrant possession of a vagina.  This amuses me to no fucking end, of course, which only makes my behavior worse.

I realize that this behavior bothers a certain type of person, the sort of person who disapproves of me on account of disapproving of me.  One day, when I am even older and more decrepit than I am now, I may regret this, and spend my final hours on my deathbed contorted in guilt while shitting the bed.

But that day has not come.

So, you know, shut up.


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Aneristic Illusions / TERRORISTS WIN: NYC "stop & frisk" curtailed.
« on: August 12, 2013, 03:13:05 pm »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/12/19988825-stop-and-frisk-police-tactic-violated-constitutional-rights-federal-judge-says?lite

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The New York Police Department’s “stop and frisk” tactic, under which millions of mostly black and Hispanic people have been questioned by police over the past decade, has violated constitutional rights, a federal judge ruled Monday.

The judge, Shira Scheindlin of Manhattan federal court, ordered an independent monitor to oversee the program. She pointedly did not order an end to the tactic.

Oh, wait.  She said it was wrong, but isn't going to stop it.

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Scheindlin stressed that she was not halting the “stop and frisk” practice, only trying to make sure that it was carried out in a way that protects the liberties and rights of New Yorkers.

MOVING NEW YORK TO NORTH KOREA, BRB.

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She appointed an outside lawyer to study the program and report back to the court, and to issue public reports every six months.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

SUCK IT, TERRORISTS!




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LMNO killed them all.  In Montana.

That is all.

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Aneristic Illusions / How We Protect At-Risk Kids.
« on: August 09, 2013, 02:10:03 pm »
http://www.alternet.org/drugs/taken-pot-smoking-parents-2-year-old-murdered-foster-care

(Better links and some disturbing video at site).

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Two-year-old Alexandria Hill was placed in foster care after her parents were caught smoking marijuana in their home while she slept. Authorities charged them with "neglectful supervision," and just months away from getting their baby back, the loving parents learned they would never see their young child again. Placed in a foster home to protect her from them, Alexandria was brutally killed.

THE CHILD HAS BEEN PROTECTED.  PLEASE GO STAND BY THE STAIRS.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / The CoN for Lefties.
« on: August 06, 2013, 01:35:11 am »
So, yeah, the CoN owns you, too.  They own you as much as they own the tea party goons and the moral majority.  As the late great Nenslo said, they own the ball AND the ball park.  They can even afford to sell you shirts that say "QUESTION AUTHORITY", because they know you'll only question the authority you already disagree with.

Think about it...When's the last time you read a bill that you sympathized with?  Not the summary, not the news article on the bill, but the actual bill itself?  Say there's a bill that forbids the government from arresting reporters who won't reveal their sources?  This actually happened.  It was The Media Shield Act, signed into law by President Obama.  Now, ignoring the fact that the bill was shady in the first place by virtue of the media already being protected by the 1st amendment, just go read the bill.  Here's the link to the juicy bits.  I'll wait.

http://www.judiciary.senate.gov/legislation/upload/Schumer-Graham-SubstituteALB13660.pdf

Ho ho ho!  So sources are protected unless and until the government is inconvenienced by it.  You just got played.  Again.

Of course, the same thing happens to the right.  How many anti-abortion folks sit down and read the various anti-abortion bills out there?  Yep.  You didn't read shit, and neither did they.  And this is how BOTH "sides" get fucked, by the same people at the same time.  But none of this matters, because nobody will actually question the "side" they agree with, even after they've been shown this crap.

Well done, monkey boy.


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Aneristic Illusions / Interesting.
« on: August 05, 2013, 07:21:21 pm »
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/05/19875825-new-iran-leader-offers-glimmer-of-hope-to-moderates-and-the-west?lite

Anyone know anything about this Hassan Rowhani guy?

I mean, before the media floods the WWIII meme?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Peaking too early.
« on: August 05, 2013, 01:45:37 am »
http://www.politico.com/blogs/politico-live/2013/08/santorum-looking-at-bid-169881.html

Between this and Rick Perry, and Palin running for the senate, this is gonna be AWESOME.

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My guess is

Nigel Opens Wyldkat's Head, Evil Reptiles Emerge

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Old.
« on: August 04, 2013, 04:22:47 am »
My son turned 20 years old today, out in Death Valley on ITX.

 :) and  :cry: and  :horrormirth:

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