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Apple Talk / Re: PD experiences
« on: September 10, 2018, 02:13:44 pm »
Well placed innuendo can be a powerful tool in anyone's repertoire as part of a mixed and varied comedic palette.
If your only tool is a hammer then every problem looks like a nail.

* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

At what point does an IT guy need overalls?
I'm more comfortable in overalls then at the stripper pole. What I described is about as seductive as I get.

* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 03, 2018, 03:00:35 pm »
Yikes. For 40 a week I would expect a place for a bed, a cooker and a bathroom, let alone storing my shit.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 01, 2018, 08:50:59 am »
From what I can remember that is lys, there was another user here called Felix, he was a nice guy, he worked as security in a hospital I think.

Lys/ Felix N has gone full cabbage, as I said over there:

When I first knew Felix he was an insuffrable new age hippy, he started on the well trodden stereotype of "drugs open your mind".
Within a short space of time he was pickling his body with any substance he could get. He admitted to having a serious meth amphetamine addiction, but I suspect it was likely any drug in any form he could get it.
It was around this point I hid him on facebook. This is the first post I've seen of his in years.
I hate the adage that drugs will leave you brain damaged, but whats left of felix should be clear of what a toad in a blender lifestyle will leave you with.

Here's to someone who once claimed to have an open mind, who has now stuffed it with the dreary xenophobic boring soup of the day. And we all know the easy way the people who espose this shit drew him in, it was with the kek memes, the hilarity of The_donald. That has lost its humour and has become the same inane screeching the alt-right once correctly professed the left and sjws of being characterised by.

Heres to felix, who drank the cool aid, and fell for the conspiracy hook line and sinker. A rube, whos brain was too full of broken glass to know any better

Apple Talk / Re: A facebook vid I found.
« on: August 31, 2018, 07:18:41 pm »
That's some high concept art, in the same way Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 shades of grey is art.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: John McCain is dead.
« on: August 28, 2018, 04:24:36 pm »
"You have to have a woman's touch, to soften out your smoother edges, someone with a level head to balance your Maverick personality. Sarah Palin should be perfect"
- Disgruntled unpaid intern tasked with selecting candidates on his last day at the office.

Apple Talk / Re: The Age of Eris
« on: August 27, 2018, 10:17:05 pm »
Well, Mr SmartyPants, Iíve been recharging both my batteries: the Big Gay, and the Cowboy.

Put that in your vape and smoke it.

Also please post the "LMNO HAS NO USE FOR GRAVITY" clip, pls.

Can the "attachments" function support short video clips?

It can, but I need to know the file format to enable it, if it's not displayed right click the file and look at the properties, probably a .mp4 or something

Apple Talk / Re: The Age of Eris
« on: August 27, 2018, 04:11:23 pm »
Who among us has never disabled the search function?  Who among us has never watched in giddy schadenfreude as people spent 4-5 hours sifting through the sewer that is Apple Talk, looking for a lost gem?  You want to just bring it up as a topic; you cannot.  You can only click past RWN drug threads and the Ghost of Pinealism Past.  You can only seethe in impotent hatred as the grinning Irish bastard chortles and archives everything that matches your search terms.

Dammit how did you know that one in ten times, searching for a specific term moves the threads you were looking for into an archive server, and that server itself gets archived into a slow moving river.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: John McCain is dead.
« on: August 26, 2018, 11:51:50 am »
That vote was one of the most pivotal and important votes of the last decade, He held back America from becoming that much worse for so many people. I didn't like the man but I recognise his good judgment and compassion in that act and am thankful for it.

That said, he was able to make that important gesture only because there was someone WORSE out there trying to push horrible on the country. He was the beast you know, but even he knew where to draw the line.

He would have been a better president then what is there now, and quite frankly, even as a corpse, he still is.

Undetermined is not a non-answer. It is the only answer.

Your ego may not like it, but the universe doesn't care and it's not here to answer your questions.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 24, 2018, 09:49:57 am »
Incidentally, you want someone to blame for Trump going paranoid over the "deep state"?  Try Israeli black ops and intelligence firm, Black Cube

"A memo circulating in the Trump NSC in early 2017 alleging a vast conspiracy of former Obama officials may be linked to efforts by the Israeli firm Black Cube to target me, @brhodes, & our families"

He wont have completed his mosaic of terrible human qualities until he gives a speech highlighting the dangers of "The Jewish Conspiracy"

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 23, 2018, 09:12:28 pm »
In your first session they will discuss things in a way you are comfortable with, you might talk about what your goals are for the therapy, but it shouldn't feel like a cross examination, at worst it should feel very formal, in general some therapists are very good at keeping things conversational and relaxed.

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