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Messages - Prelate Diogenes Shandor

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let's just begin with the beginning and go from there. The roots of this whole Global Warming hoax:

http://www.un.org/esa/socdev/social/papers/paper_townsend.pdf

behold a document drafted by the UN itself in 2001 which explicitly warns that it not even be quoted without permission.

The document itself discusses options for financing the UN's global anti poverty initiatives which have been grossly underfunded because wealthy nations won't bother to contribute, despite public pledges. It basically reads like "what do we do?"


Scroll down to page 3.

The Zedillo Report.

The Zedillo Report was the product of a UN panel set up under Kofi Anon to identify options to the voluntary financing schemes that had thus far proven inadequate. And it's conclusions were that the UN's anti poverty programs could be financed either by effecting a Tobin Tax on global transactions or a carbon tax.

The Carbon Tax was the preferred option (page 4) because it was considered "politically more realistic" and because it could be justified as "making polluters pay".

NO MENTION OF GLOBAL WARMING. Efforts to commence the carbon tax are still underway in the form of the Kyoto, Doha, Paris agreements and amendments.

As the campaign to convince wealthy nations to contribute to the UN's war on poverty programs the UN ramped up the IPCC to build a scientific case for applying this tax (for poverty relief) to carbon consumers who were aggrevating alleged global warming.

The IPCC, as everybody knows is a UN body and is the primary driver of global warming study and hysteria.

6/10 Work in some refrences to chemtrails, the Freemasons, ancient aliens, and Hillary Clinton

Speaking seriously for a moment. That's hardly a smoking gun. At best it maybe establishes motive, which while admittedly better than most global warming denialist conspiracy theories is a far cry from proving or even seriously suggesting anything. In particular it offers no explanation for why the only scientists who disagree with the existence of global warming either have severe conflicts of interest or else specialize in completely unrelated fields and are thus unqualified to speak on the matter,

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let's just begin with the beginning and go from there. The roots of this whole Global Warming hoax:

http://www.un.org/esa/socdev/social/papers/paper_townsend.pdf

behold a document drafted by the UN itself in 2001 which explicitly warns that it not even be quoted without permission.

The document itself discusses options for financing the UN's global anti poverty initiatives which have been grossly underfunded because wealthy nations won't bother to contribute, despite public pledges. It basically reads like "what do we do?"


Scroll down to page 3.

The Zedillo Report.

The Zedillo Report was the product of a UN panel set up under Kofi Anon to identify options to the voluntary financing schemes that had thus far proven inadequate. And it's conclusions were that the UN's anti poverty programs could be financed either by effecting a Tobin Tax on global transactions or a carbon tax.

The Carbon Tax was the preferred option (page 4) because it was considered "politically more realistic" and because it could be justified as "making polluters pay".

NO MENTION OF GLOBAL WARMING. Efforts to commence the carbon tax are still underway in the form of the Kyoto, Doha, Paris agreements and amendments.

As the campaign to convince wealthy nations to contribute to the UN's war on poverty programs the UN ramped up the IPCC to build a scientific case for applying this tax (for poverty relief) to carbon consumers who were aggrevating alleged global warming.

The IPCC, as everybody knows is a UN body and is the primary driver of global warming study and hysteria.

6/10 Work in some refrences to chemtrails, the Freemasons, ancient aliens, and Hillary Clinton

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« on: October 19, 2017, 11:14:36 pm »
Now they need to test it's effects on computer programming and kung-fu

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 19, 2017, 07:51:40 pm »
Some sort of story (or possibly a Borges-esque pseudo-academic-paper) based on the idea that there is only one soul that moves backward and forward in time between reincarnations like Feynman's single electron hypothesis. It gets sent back to primitive bible times after lives of wickedness and forward to future utopias after good lives.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 19, 2017, 05:09:14 pm »
A vampire horror movie or novel using only unconvemtional vampire traits and no standard ones. ie. They sparkle in sunlight (Twlight), they live in hives (Priest), they feed not on blood itself but on the color red (Adventure Time), there's a thunderclap whenever they finish counting something (Sesame Street), but no garlic vulnerability, no lack of reflection, etc.
They glow in the dark, have only one nostril, their feet are on backwards, and they can only prey upon blood relations?

Where are those from?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 18, 2017, 07:42:22 pm »
A vampire horror movie or novel using only unconvemtional vampire traits and no standard ones. ie. They sparkle in sunlight (Twlight), they live in hives (Priest), they feed not on blood itself but on the color red (Adventure Time), there's a thunderclap whenever they finish counting something (Sesame Street), but no garlic vulnerability, no lack of reflection, etc.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 17, 2017, 06:36:37 pm »
Indeed. People keep forgetting that the republicans, and Trump and Pence in particular, are worse than nothing.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 17, 2017, 06:08:41 pm »
SPECTRE finally eliminates James Bond by infecting all of their female minions with HIV

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 16, 2017, 11:49:37 pm »
Golfer-In-Chief: Trump Has Now Spent 27% Of His Presidency On A Golf Course

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As the NBC News tracker calculates, Trumpís latest visit to his club in Virginia marks the 72nd day of his presidency he is spending on a golf course and the 92nd time day he is visiting one of his own properties. In total, Trump has been in office for 267 days.

According to some quick, back-of-the-napkin math, that means that Trump has spent 27 percent of his presidency golfing and more than a third at one of his ritzy properties.

Hereís the link: http://www.politicususa.com/2017/10/14/golfer-in-chief-trump-spent-27-presidency-golf.html

Given that itís Trump, Iím trying to decide if this is a good thing, or a bad thing.

A good thing. The optimal outcome is for him to eventually start blowing off the job more-or-less entirely, so that we end up with neither Trump nor Pence in charge

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 16, 2017, 06:40:44 pm »
A time traveler stops the holocaust by traveling back to Germany between the wars with a bunch of modern designer drugs and getting everyone hooked on them so that all of their ridiculous and toxic concerns about race and nation are replaced by harmless and relatively prosocial concern about where their next fix will come from

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Principia Discussion / The message board is broken
« on: October 13, 2017, 06:17:33 pm »
There appears to be something wrong with the website, it keeps throwing "untrusted connection" warnings on all of my web browsers and loadig without page styles

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 13, 2017, 02:10:26 am »
*Horror film about a serial killer who pretends his car has broken down in order to kill leople who stop to help him

*Action horror film about a guy who hunts vampires by relying on their arithmomania weakness but is threatened when he comes up against a vampire with savant syndrome

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 10, 2017, 04:56:10 am »
Comedy Skit: Dr. Heiter (from Human Centipede: First Sequence) explains the holy trinity

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 07, 2017, 10:40:09 am »
A semiconductor research lab accidentally creates a bimetallic wafer that, when current flows through it, creates a chain reaction among nitrogen atoms such that they hold each other in place within some small distance (and exert no hold on each other beyond that distance), with the extents of this change limited to some field of unknown type. The result: through several unknown mechanisms, a cone of air ends up having the consistency of foam rubber, while also becoming slightly opaque. The size of the cone is dependent upon the wafer size and the amount of current (scaling linearly); if the current is removed the cone stays, but it will disappear if the same current is sent the other way through the cone. Because of the distance limits, hollow things can be encapsulated in this field without their insides becoming solid -- meaning that a living creature can be held in such a field so long as their orifices are sticking out. Very quickly, this mechanism replaces packing materials; more slowly, it starts to be used as a restraining device in prison systems. However, widespread access to these wafers (they are literally embedded in mail-order boxes) creates some potential problems: putting aside the problem of suffocation, the consistency of the field is entirely dependent upon the amount of nitrogen, and while earth's atmosphere creates a nice soft foam-rubber consistency, pure nitrogen becomes hard as diamonds. In the same way that juvenile delinquents didn't take long to recognize that aerosol sprays were flammable, they didn't take long to recognize that puffing a tank of pure nitrogen into the air and then solidifying it would create an incredibly sharp blade with finely serrated edges encased in a cone of foam rubber.

Does it stay solid after the current is shut off?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 07, 2017, 10:36:55 am »
Comedy Skit: Spoof of the Hellraiser series involving someone who resembles the peddler from Hellraiser 1 and is selling cheap knockoffs of Lemanchand's Box that are actually just Rubik's Cubes with reflective pseudometallic foil sides with weird runes painted over them. When these puzzles are solved they summon a cadre of underwhelming cenobite demons consisting of a girl with a nose ring, a guy with face tattoos, and a guy with a q-tip stuck too far into his ear (which is visibly bleeding).
(Inspired by a crappy bootleg of Hellraiser 3 that someone sold me at a flea market)

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