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Beyond the wall / Re: Hey guys I made a joke
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:51:49 pm »
Well, for what its worth, your joke made me laugh. What a crying shame it isn't actually funny  :horrormirth:

Right? Not-so-funny 'cause it's true... :horrormirth:

If you can't laugh while they are beating you to a pulp they have won, right?


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Aneristic Illusions / Stranger than fiction
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:14:51 pm »
Since the next short while, possibly even the next four or eight years, is likely to generate some unbelievable news and comment I thought it might be fun to have a place to dump it - 'cos resistance is likely to be easier if we are pissing ourselves laughing.

So I caught this one today which is kind of both news an comment rolled up into one delicious morsel:

Enjoy
http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/1/15/1620787/-Trump-inauguration-TV-preview-Scottish-newspaper-s-amazing-trolling-of-Drumpf
and yes its real.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Hey guys I made a joke
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:06:16 pm »
Well, for what its worth, your joke made me laugh. What a crying shame it isn't actually funny  :horrormirth:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« on: January 13, 2017, 04:08:19 pm »
It is a logical impossibility

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Beyond the wall / Re: Truths Which May Not Be Self-Evident.
« on: January 12, 2017, 09:45:36 am »
My memere was one of twelve, and lost at least one of her siblings at a young age because, well, it was nearly a century ago and that sort of thing just happened.

Today also has the benefit over yesterday of being attainable.

Yesterday is obtainable.  It lurks around every corner, soaked in blood, waiting for us to fuck up and forget about it.

BAM.  Prophecy.

Needs to be News tickered, and written on walls in blood

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: When scientists troll
« on: January 02, 2017, 09:53:21 pm »

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 01, 2017, 12:46:14 pm »
Read all about it!! Shocking admission!! Proud Dad lets slip that it was Barron who hacked the DNC!!

I dont care what they say, no computer is safe, [tRumpf] added. I have a boy whos 10 years old; he can do anything with a computer. NYTimes Dec 31 last year


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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 27, 2016, 06:21:13 pm »
RIP Princess Leia Organa
and its still only the 27th :(

ETA
Quote
Please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra."
 

explanation@ https://twitter.com/threelisabeth/status/813807950355517441

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 26, 2016, 11:08:26 am »
Fuck Fuck Fuck
RIP George Michael
OK 2016 we get the message you can just fucking stop now, 'k?

Goddamit.

And the real shit is that all we have to look forward to is 2017. Whoop-de-do  :sad:

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Fuck Fuck Fuck
RIP George Michael
OK 2016 we get the message you can just fucking stop now, 'k?

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Beyond the wall / Top Trumps -Xmas cards 2016
« on: December 25, 2016, 11:59:38 am »
I'm feeling a tad dyspeptic this morning so I thought I would share some xmas spirit in the only way that seems appropriate for 2016.
Ayn Rand Christmas Cards!
Here's one from the Donald to all of us really great people on PD

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Fuck you 2016; the year the Status Quo died
RIP Rick Parfitt

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Aneristic Illusions / A question for America
« on: December 21, 2016, 08:36:27 pm »
So this odd thought keeps wandering through the back of my mind. How many Americans thought they were voting for the end of the world on Nov 8th? Now excuse my ignorance if this is a dumb question but we don't have a "Rapture" culture over here in GB. Its a term I had never even come across until I was nearly 50. It definitely seems to be a key part of some voters mindset though. I was very struck by the number of times people would reply to incredulous reporters saying to them "but he's not a Christian" "he's a serial philanderer" "he's a liar" "he's not a good man" something to the effect of "god can work through anyone like he did through prostitutes ".

So was Armageddon on the back of ballot in flaming letters?


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: December 21, 2016, 04:19:50 pm »
Isn't Daily Kos just the Breitbart of the left though?

And, assuming that was true, how would that be relevant to whether the cartoon is amusing or insightful?

ALSO Quit with the false equivalencies FFS. Shit generated on the right wing of politics does not actually generate an equivalent amount of shit on the left.

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