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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Open Bar
« on: November 11, 2010, 09:50:01 pm »
It's that time again.

I swear that after this post I'm going to go into my studio.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Bijijoo again!
« on: November 11, 2010, 02:18:58 am »
This time, he has an interview in Salon, and he talks about me a little bit. :)

http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2010/11/10/presidential_ham_slide_show

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Fun with autocorrect
« on: November 09, 2010, 11:00:06 pm »
Since "Damn autocorrect" is one of my most often-typed phrases on my iPhone, I can't stop laughing at this: http://damnyouautocorrect.com

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Creating a pention
« on: October 26, 2010, 04:56:56 pm »
I can't find the post that started that meme! Has it been archived? It's such a classic, and I wanted to show it to Mr. Language.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / ATTN: DOK HOWL
« on: October 20, 2010, 09:04:29 am »
THIS

is now your theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jioVHnLjpSw

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / HEY EOT
« on: October 16, 2010, 04:59:31 pm »
If you're not gonna wear that scarf I made you, you should give it back to me. Because it has like $100 worth of yarn in it and I don't want it to go to waste and get all moth-eaten.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / HEY FREEKY
« on: October 16, 2010, 02:49:24 am »
I saw this and thought of you: http://mykidisanasshole.wordpress.com/

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Retirement dream home
« on: October 12, 2010, 06:11:41 pm »
So I've begun to think about what I'm going to do in ten years or so, when the kids go off to college. There's really no reason I should keep this vast monstrosity of a house, and I'd like a bigger yard, so the logical thing is to sell this and buy a small house on a big lot. In my obsessive style, I've been looking at houses for sale, and found this: http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=+%096149+NE+FAILING+ST+Portland,+OR+97213&sll=45.548946,-122.656392&sspn=0.010098,0.023689&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=6149+NE+Failing+St,+Portland,+Multnomah,+Oregon+97213&t=h&z=16

I want it SO FUCKING BAD. It's a third of an acre flag lot in the middle of a large city block, accessible via a long driveway. It has NO STREETFRONT. It's like a little hidden wonderland!

Here's the property outline: http://portlandmaps.com/detail.cfm?action=summary&propertyid=R161652&address_id=591300&x=7664231.811&y=694193.214&state_id=1N2E19DD%20%20600&site_name=6149%20NE%20FAILING%20ST&city=PORTLAND&ResultCount=1

Duuuuuuude!!!!

Also it's only $100k, but the house is listed as a "major fixer, not livable".


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Techmology and Scientism / Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
« on: October 07, 2010, 07:09:57 pm »
Finally, the nutjobs will have to stop blaming cell phone towers!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/science/07bees.html?_r=1&hp

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Aneristic Illusions / Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« on: October 05, 2010, 06:30:29 pm »
Has no one posted this here yet? I can't believe it!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39495001/ns/world_news-americas/?GT1=43001

I love you, Brazil.

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SAO PAULO Voters the world over complain about having clowns for politicians, but Brazilians embraced the idea on Sunday by sending a real one to Congress with more votes than any other candidate.

Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva, better known by his clown name Tiririca, received more than 1.3 million votes in Sao Paulo state in Brazil's presidential and congressional elections. That was more than double the votes of the second-placed candidate in Brazil's most populous state.

Tiririca caught the attention of disillusioned voters by asking for their support with the humorous slogan: "It can't get any worse" and a promise to do nothing more in Congress than report back to them on how politicians spend their time.

"What does a congressman do? The truth is I don't know, but vote for me and I'll tell you," the 45-year-old said in his campaign advertisements.

The clown, whose stage name means "grumpy," usually appears in public wearing a blond wig, a red hat and a garish outfit. He survived a last-minute attempt by public prosecutors to bar him from running because of evidence that he is illiterate.


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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Dear Rivermark Community Credit Union:
« on: October 02, 2010, 05:05:53 pm »
This is a breakup letter.

After almost twenty years of patiently, affectionately dealing with your bumbling, your baffling cluelessness, and your technological ineptitude, I have finally had it with your shit. Sending my mortgage twice? I could deal with it if you would fix it. One week and a dozen phone calls later, you have not, and you still don't seem to understand what you did wrong. Goodbye.

Hate hate hate! I seriously cannot believe these people. Why have I been so patient with them? They charge overdraft fees if you have held funds but aren't actually overdrawn (like when you get gas and the station holds $100 in advance, but only charges the actual purchase amount). They have made MANY errors. But this... this is unbelievable. It's the last straw. The worst part is that the woman "helping" me doesn't seem to care, misinformed me and never apologized, and won't follow up on anything or return calls. She has MANY times insinuated that the error was my fault, and not a glitch in their system; despite there being no way I could have created the error. A week and MANY phone calls later I asked to speak to her supervisor; she said he would call me between 3:30 and 4, but he never called me. I am so done with them! As soon as my account is no longer held hostage to their error I am pulling EVERYTHING and switching to another credit union. I already have an account open and ready.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / FUCK
« on: October 01, 2010, 11:01:00 pm »
I spent all day yesterday sorting my murrini, and now... somehow... I have  misplaced the whole bag of them. About a pound of murrini. Worse yet, I can't finish today's project until I find them.  :x

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