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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 09, 2018, 05:12:51 pm »
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/major-announcement-coming-south-korea-north-korea-trump-000603040--abc-news-topstories.html

I don't even know what to make of this but if it leads to denuclearisation... I guess we'll see.

Actually I think it might end with nuclear war

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 09, 2018, 12:01:52 am »
Just had a thought. Trump's supporters haven;t been swayed by the sensible reasons to not support Trump, but they might be swayed by deranged reasons. Specifically, a lot of them are conspiracy nuts so perhaps they could be convinced that the fact that he hasn't shown the world the space aliens they're keeping at Area 51 means that he's one of THEM

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Experiments with monkeys
« on: March 08, 2018, 02:05:48 am »
I like how underneath there's clickbait scaremongery links to articles about protecting yourself from manipulation.Like, t

he articles on the other side ought to just say "don't follow clickbait links dumbass"

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 07, 2018, 05:14:41 pm »
It'll be the Ides of March in about a week. Fingers crossed.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« on: March 07, 2018, 09:01:13 am »
Personally I always vote for the Democrats even though I hate them with a burning passion. As a person with an inherited disability view them as literally my mortal enemy; if modern prenatal testing had existed tgirty years ago I might not be here. I vote for them only because the Republicans are worse; the goal of the Republican party is essentially to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the dark ages (except with the Catholic Church replaced by a bunch of denominations founded by people who were kicked out of the Church of England for acting crazy)
EDIT;
Or else, equally disturbingly, to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the 1950's

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 03, 2018, 09:22:20 am »
It occurred to me today that under the right circumstances Trump's wall could actually be beneficial. Hear me out:

We build trump's wall, and then connected to the ends of the wall we build two more walls extending north all the way to Canada. And then we build a fourth wall along the portion of the canadian border between these two walls. In this manner the red states are enclosed; by land at any rate.

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Apparently Putin announced in a supervillain monologue last night that he's restarting the arms race because he's tired of the world not listening to him

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: March 02, 2018, 07:35:16 pm »
Hellraiser sequel: Donald Trump is the newest cenobite. Because he's into that too. His body mod is that his toupee has been sewn into his scalp. EDIT: Also, possibly, tubes implanted into his bladder constantly empty into his throat

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« on: March 02, 2018, 02:00:33 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

 :oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?

That's really up to Vladimir Putin, isn't it?

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I heard rumors that movie and TV production companies were considering pulling out of Georgia if this happens, including The Walking Dead.  If true, the state would lose a ton of money.

Oh how I hope that happens. Can you imagine the state of Georgia reduced to an empty husk. My god it's beautiful.

It's a such a shame that all the great work William Sherman did there didn't stick.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: February 28, 2018, 07:26:51 am »
An "Blair Withc"-style amatuer film crew making a film about civics discovers that the real reason why the Republicans talk about Jesus so much is to draw attention away from the fact that they actually worship Mammon, and that this is also the reason why so many black people are executed, because they are Mammon's favorite sacrifice. The crew films several party meetings in secrecy but is eventually discovered and shot down by submachinegun wielding party members as they try to run away. The camera falls down a storm drain after it is dropped. The final expository text at the end explains that no one was charged with their murder due to some bs about stand your ground laws and their film equipment being a "hoax bomb".

I just finished playing the game Night in the Woods and the last act is basically this. Or at any rate the villains spout republican-like rhetoric and sacrifice people to demons, which is ultimately the core gist of this idea.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: February 28, 2018, 02:06:30 am »
Skit: The Hamburgler's healthfood nut cousin, The Broccoli Raaber

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: February 25, 2018, 07:19:30 pm »
For those who don't know, Levenda was the man behind the Simon Necronomicon, the first faked version of the book bearing Lovecraft's name.

I've read that. It's like the writer wasn;t even trying to make the contents Necronomicon-like. It isn't even half-assed; it's maybe quarter-assed at best

To add to that, half the people that believe it's legit, haven't even read Lovecraft  :lulz:

The baffling thing about this is that the other half have. You'd think they'd be familiar enough to see that it's clearly unrelated.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: February 21, 2018, 06:45:59 pm »
An overweight demon tries several fad diets to try and lose weight including eating only people's souls and eating only pain and sorrow

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: February 18, 2018, 05:04:43 pm »
Ok I just reread my last suggestion and it's kind of stupid as is. Here's how I decided it should go:

The protagonist's friend or dog or father figure almost dies and forces them to comr=e to grips with death. But though they don't die Death is now after them in a Final Destination-esque fashion

alternately

Someone poignantly dies but then they come back from the dead as a ghost or vampire or something and it turns into a supernatural teen romance

alternately

dog/friend/father figure dies and protagonist spends most of the story on a quest for for a magical artifact capable of restoring life, such as the elixir of life, the necronomicon, or the holy grail. The quest succeeds. Alternately they might spend their life developing a Re-Animator-esque serum

EDIT:
A fake bead of sweat forms on the android's forehead

I like this. I've got the image in my head here of a cut to a closeup on a nozzle specifically designed to extrude fake beads of sweat.

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