Apple Talk

Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 17
Views: 5,193

August 17, 2011, 01:57:57 AM
by PopeTom

Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 519
Views: 176,737

March 11, 2011, 10:09:58 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

21C Man, part 2: This Is How It Starts.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 11
Views: 5,202

October 01, 2014, 04:01:56 AM
by Doktor Howl

Shameless Slander #3: Richter

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 11
Views: 9,176

June 10, 2020, 08:34:31 PM
by Doktor Howl

Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 21
Views: 6,726

April 23, 2010, 02:26:18 PM
by Elder Iptuous

LMNO, when the fuck are you going to GROW UP?

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 21
Views: 4,362

February 29, 2012, 06:50:10 PM
by Luna

Dirtbags, part 7

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 5
Views: 5,905

July 13, 2015, 03:25:51 AM
by Doktor Howl

So, Richter, Goddamn Reactor 106 Threw Its Agitator Again.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 38
Views: 12,589

April 04, 2013, 02:24:57 AM
by Richter

Funny or Die on the GOP war on women.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 10
Views: 3,623

May 09, 2012, 05:41:39 AM
by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

How Discordianism Got Me a Free Case of the Crabs.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 7
Views: 4,884

October 30, 2010, 05:19:25 AM
by Sir Squid Diddimus

Remember Liberace, Nigel?

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 36
Views: 10,993

April 20, 2012, 11:28:17 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

A Short History, part 3 of 5

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 48
Views: 16,619

March 02, 2013, 06:39:08 AM
by Don Coyote

HOLY FUCK!

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 32
Views: 9,672

June 01, 2010, 03:10:57 PM
by Kai

ATTN, NIGEL

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 27
Views: 5,805

April 13, 2012, 09:00:28 PM
by navkat

Gremlins

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 1,797

April 09, 2012, 06:06:33 PM
by East Coast Hustle

Son of a Bitch, Bunky, what is it THIS TIME?

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 23
Views: 14,526

July 19, 2018, 10:59:33 PM
by Doktor Howl

Welcome Home, Harry

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 10
Views: 3,318

August 08, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
by Eve Hill

Hey, Mikey! (EBS, not our Mikey)

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 0
Views: 1,733

October 20, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
by Doktor Howl

CAPTION! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAPTION!

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 20
Views: 11,382

June 22, 2015, 05:49:48 PM
by trippinprincezz13

Forgetting Eris

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 17
Views: 63,283

January 19, 2025, 02:26:55 AM
by Doktor Howl

MOVED: Ill-considered drama #1 of hopefully 1.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 0
Views: 3,717

November 15, 2018, 03:24:17 AM
by Doktor Howl

Catchy New Tunes

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 21
Views: 4,550

May 08, 2012, 01:06:51 AM
by Doktor Howl

Soaking Wet Alternate Universe Blues

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 16
Views: 5,378

December 16, 2014, 09:57:52 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ATTN NURSE ENABLER:

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 23
Views: 9,303

September 08, 2010, 08:28:30 PM
by Freeky

When The Finals are due

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 4
Views: 27,165

January 06, 2026, 09:11:41 PM
by Doktor Howl

Dear Charley Brown

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 13
Views: 4,485

August 25, 2010, 03:13:28 AM
by Adios

Mitch McConnell announces proposed amendment to name a national religion.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 20
Views: 7,257

November 12, 2014, 03:01:03 PM
by Doktor Howl

What's the Matter, Bunky?

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 16
Views: 15,150

June 06, 2018, 12:50:20 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Plague Diary

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 204
Views: 89,843

February 10, 2022, 02:02:46 AM
by Bruno

How I Use Australians to Deal With Stress

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 22
Views: 11,775

March 08, 2012, 03:25:29 AM
by Deepthroat Chopra

The truth about Hirley0

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 27
Views: 7,482

September 24, 2010, 08:54:51 PM
by P3nT4gR4m

Nullified, I brought you something.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 1
Views: 3,922

November 17, 2019, 01:38:56 PM
by altered

All The Nigels, part III of V

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 14
Views: 5,092

April 22, 2012, 12:30:37 AM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

The Waiting Place

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 98
Views: 30,324

February 27, 2012, 03:45:07 PM
by Doktor Howl

Cram! fuck's sake!

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 2
Views: 6,628

September 27, 2021, 06:51:54 AM
by The Commander

What the HELL?

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 17
Views: 4,111

May 28, 2012, 10:00:22 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

The Only Reason I Can Tolerate Discordianism

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 38
Views: 9,015

April 19, 2012, 10:05:19 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Horrible Bastardism Coming Down the Tracks.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 3,542

August 20, 2018, 06:36:52 PM
by rong

MOVED: Even MORE OkCupid tomfoolery.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 0
Views: 1,750

March 30, 2012, 04:38:50 AM
by Doktor Howl

Attn, Vex & Gogira

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,984

December 30, 2018, 06:23:31 PM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 86
Views: 41,406

September 10, 2014, 07:54:20 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Attn: You People

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 9
Views: 2,837

April 27, 2012, 04:10:12 AM
by Doktor Howl

Um, PD is now under investigation (link).

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 12
Views: 4,083

August 10, 2010, 05:24:46 PM
by Dysfunctional Cunt

This is kind of interesting, though hardly surprising.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 3
Views: 2,191

August 02, 2013, 10:29:06 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 8
Views: 6,954

May 28, 2013, 06:59:56 AM
by Left

Shameless Slander #2: EoC

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 14
Views: 6,153

May 05, 2015, 07:28:41 PM
by Eater of Clowns

Things That Make You LOVE This Century.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 67
Views: 19,802

July 25, 2011, 11:06:15 PM
by Bu🤠ns

So, Jim, this jury I was on...

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 91
Views: 29,086

April 16, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
by Doktor Howl

Hateful, Right Now

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 33
Views: 9,321

June 08, 2013, 08:27:21 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO ME!

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 5
Views: 3,578

March 13, 2015, 02:31:50 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel