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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1080
October 27, 2004, 08:44:25 PM
Halloween is here,
As is the election so,
choose your poison, sir

Next topic,

Eastern Europe moving towards a free market economy, and the hazards it faces in doing so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

gnimbley

#1081
October 27, 2004, 09:33:36 PM
Euros, wtf?
Who the hell dreamt this oneup?
Where my pounds, dammit!

Next tragedy: The unbearable lightness of being Roger

Horab Fibslager

#1082
October 28, 2004, 02:33:58 AM
is roger so light?
i'm not interested in picking him up
you can giver all you want tho dude.

next: if iced tea is wrong i dont want to be right.
Hell is other people.

sakredchao

#1083
October 28, 2004, 09:04:40 AM
lipton, my hero
i'm sure i love your dogma
if not, go eat pork

next: wild turkey bourbon (the kickin' chicken)
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

LMNO

#1084
October 28, 2004, 02:20:05 PM
Wild Turkey blows chunks.
Jack is not that much better.
Old Overholt Rye Whiskey!

How about: After an 86-year-old curse is broken, now what?

agent compassion

#1085
October 28, 2004, 07:55:16 PM
What is this feeling?
My team never won before,
All I know is pain.

Next: Hot sauce in your burrito

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Phoolius

#1086
October 28, 2004, 08:09:23 PM
Hot salsa fries through
Dead burrito.  Shouldn't have
mixed the acid in.

Next topic: LSD or battery acid?
Π

East Coast Hustle

#1087
October 28, 2004, 10:08:15 PM
what is this stuff here?
is it burning my synapses?
or burning my tongue?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

#1088
October 28, 2004, 10:16:39 PM
The Haiku Game runs
Forever and a day if
A hint is given.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

Bob the Mediocre

#1089
October 29, 2004, 12:35:32 AM
Don't know what to write,
You need to tell me, damn you!
Else more crap like this.

Next up: The Delights Of Calculus
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

EraPassing

#1090
October 29, 2004, 02:17:54 AM
Long division sucked.
Pre-algebra blew my mind.
Calculus was worst.

Now, for your entertainment:
Game shows
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

East Coast Hustle

#1091
October 29, 2004, 03:37:36 AM
my bad.

*ahem*...game shows...

I love SNL
But their funniest skit was
Celebrity Jeopardy

8)

wicked self-reference there, if anyone gets it...

next, on your local news: Cattle Mutilations!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

#1092
October 29, 2004, 03:54:35 AM
Aliens or geeks?
Not as big as crop circles,
And less artistic.

Now for
Bullwinkle and Rocky
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

East Coast Hustle

#1093
October 29, 2004, 04:31:15 AM
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me
pull a FNORD out of my hat!"
"that trick never works

8)

right backatcha with: Playboy: November '04: the girls of communist North Korea!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1094
October 30, 2004, 07:14:50 PM
So, Turd Furgeson, you reveal your true identity at last - Sean Connery! :)

Ok, on to the haiku.

Here in Korea,
Everyone gets orgasms
And a free warhead.

Today's topic: Finger puppets

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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