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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Graud the Greyface

There is only God.
Your Eris does not exist.
Praise be unto Him.
Do not understand me too quickly.

East Coast Hustle

listen, assclown, if you're gonna post, at least try to observe the guidelines of the forum...your little poem was completely not topical to the last prompt, nor did you leave a prompt for anyone else...I don't begrudge you your asinine, regressive opinions, but do try to have a little courtesy for us heathen infidels.... 8)

next topic: Graud is a Jerk-off...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Anonymous

You, Turd Ferguson,
Will burn in eternal Hell.
Your barbs are fruitless.


Topic: The Glory of God.

Graud the Greyface

Can't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?
Do not understand me too quickly.

East Coast Hustle

glory be to god
gives me a great excuse to
rape and kill heretics

8)

next topic: Cross-country trip on the Greyhound bus....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

Since when do you need
A ticket to ride the bus?
It used to be free.

Next: The hotness of Jon Stewart

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


East Coast Hustle

Jon Stewart is hot
Wicked, wicked, wicked hot
I wish I was gay

8)

next topic: assclowns who hog the haiku forum....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

~~~~Closed~~~~

Quote from: Graud the GreyfaceCan't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?

they do. your compter just can't handle cookies.

Horab Fibslager

yeah i dunno why ppl have that problem. my old box didn't have that problem. not with ie or opera.and my old box ate chunks for dinner.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

am I an assclown
for hogging the haiku thread?
it's all for Hotsuma

next topic: redneck dinner theater

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Felix

Nuked pork a la carte
With gravy and mashed taters
'Cuz we're outta rat.

Next topick: Poor olde Tom's almanack; bloopers thereof.

East Coast Hustle

Olde tom's Almanac
Said "sunny and 75"
I'm ass-deep in snow

8)

on deck: Luke Skywalker was really a whiny pussy
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Look!  I'm a Jedi!
Where the fuck did my hand go?
You're not my father!

Topic - A fine line between clever & stupid

agent compassion

Beavis and Butthead
were clever, however I
know Bush is stupid.

Next topic: Halloween costumes

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bob the Mediocre

Dressing as a Go'uld
And shooting people with staffs
Gets you strange looks here

On deck: Christian Charities
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!