The Haiku Game

[Graud the Greyface]

There is only God.
Your Eris does not exist.
Praise be unto Him.

[East Coast Hustle]

listen, assclown, if you're gonna post, at least try to observe the guidelines of the forum...your little poem was completely not topical to the last prompt, nor did you leave a prompt for anyone else...I don't begrudge you your asinine, regressive opinions, but do try to have a little courtesy for us heathen infidels....

next topic: Graud is a Jerk-off...

[Anonymous]

You, Turd Ferguson,
Will burn in eternal Hell.
Your barbs are fruitless.


Topic: The Glory of God.

[Graud the Greyface]

Can't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?

[East Coast Hustle]

glory be to god
gives me a great excuse to
rape and kill heretics



next topic: Cross-country trip on the Greyhound bus....

[agent compassion]

Since when do you need
A ticket to ride the bus?
It used to be free.

Next: The hotness of Jon Stewart

[East Coast Hustle]

Jon Stewart is hot
Wicked, wicked, wicked hot
I wish I was gay



next topic: assclowns who hog the haiku forum....

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Can't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?

they do. your compter just can't handle cookies.

[Horab Fibslager]

yeah i dunno why ppl have that problem. my old box didn't have that problem. not with ie or opera.and my old box ate chunks for dinner.

[East Coast Hustle]

am I an assclown
for hogging the haiku thread?
it's all for Hotsuma

next topic: redneck dinner theater

[Felix]

Nuked pork a la carte
With gravy and mashed taters
'Cuz we're outta rat.

Next topick: Poor olde Tom's almanack; bloopers thereof.

[East Coast Hustle]

Olde tom's Almanac
Said "sunny and 75"
I'm ass-deep in snow



on deck: Luke Skywalker was really a whiny pussy

[LMNO]

Look!  I'm a Jedi!
Where the fuck did my hand go?
You're not my father!

Topic - A fine line between clever & stupid

[agent compassion]

Beavis and Butthead
were clever, however I
know Bush is stupid.

Next topic: Halloween costumes

[Bob the Mediocre]

Dressing as a Go'uld
And shooting people with staffs
Gets you strange looks here

On deck: Christian Charities