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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Anonymous

On November third
I just hope there are tickets
To Canada left!



Next topic: It fell off the back of a truck

Bella

All those many eyes
Still the potato did not
See the road in time

next topic: a room without a door
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Felix

They welded it shut
With intent to reconcile
His murderous ways.

next topic: misused gardening tools

LMNO

She was such a ho:
She found an interesting
New use for a hoe.



Netx happening: Andy Warhol's gunshot wound.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

performance art rocks.
and mass produced Crap does too.
But I missed the heart.


NT: ST:TNG
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Horab Fibslager

resistance is futile!
will riker hero pose!
make it so!

next: fate and pianos which fall from the sky.
Hell is other people.

Felix

Stop to tie my shoe
A mover trying to say
"Look out you damn fool"

Next one- Greyface ponders existentialism

cyberus

Life is so very short
What is the point in living
snuffit now, beat the rush.

Next:  scented candles meet their doom
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

East Coast Hustle

I have filled my room
With scent of vanilla and peach
The wax burns my nips

8)

Next topic: Gum in your hair
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

You take aim and throw
Sticky wads in my tresses
I'm going to kill you

next: the noises a house makes late at night

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Delusion

Quote from: agent compassionYou take aim and throw
Sticky wads in my tresses
I'm going to kill you

next: the noises a house makes late at night

Creaking and squeaking
something's on the roof again
that came from the hall!
It's just not complete without tentacles.

Felix

What's the next prompt?

LMNO

this is the new prompt:
A career doing something
that makes you happy.

Rupert Giles

Killing the Kittens
Not for everyone
i love it, i do.

Next:  Eric is a sad, depraved little boy.

East Coast Hustle

Oh, Hotsuma's Bitch
Misguided by god of Krynn
Remember the Kingpriest

next topic: Indigestion

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"