The Haiku Game

[Rupert Giles]

The Gods' Stomach Woes
The Kingpriest was the cause of.
Mountain on head, Guys!

Next Topic:  Destroy all Robots

[Horab Fibslager]

i am the pusher robot
i am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space
you will be protected from teh terrible secret of space.

next: start trek and self love.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, Doctor Crusher
Probe me with your tricorder
As I soil myself



Next topic: too much curry

[Felix]

It burned like hellfire
And poured like a waterfall
I hate beef curry

Next topic- Armageddon and cockroaches

[Horab Fibslager]

HAPPY CUCKARACHA DAY!
karoake apocalypse now
in battle there can be no compassion or mercy, only victory.

next. well whatever nevermind.

[LMNO]

Nirvana wasn't
Known for supurb bass playing.
But, the checks still clear.


Lanes are cleared for: Emotional Brutality

[DJRubberducky]

They told me love hurts,
But I never figured on
Multiple fractures.

On deck: Guacamole

[Felix]

Avocado paste
Mmm, in a cup with a straw
my weight in gallons

Next dog shank burrito: Foaming at the brain

[LMNO]

Dog shank burrito?
you are foaming at the brain!
Burrito, indeed!



How about: the concept of Universe being one huge episode of "punked."

[Felix]

Whassat?  I don't get cable.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Hah hah you sucker!
The universe still chuckles
at its own bad jokes

Next topic:  phone calls, unwanted

[Felix]

Dial star-six-nine
And catch that sonuvabitch
What called during sex

Next...

Megaman characters at a pub

[LMNO]

Whassat?  I don't get ... whatever that is....

[Felix]

Boy, YOU musta lead a sheltered life.  You don't know what Megaman is??

[gnimbley]

Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska