The Haiku Game

[Rupert Giles]

Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska

He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.

[East Coast Hustle]

Lincoln, Nebraska
What a worthless fucking place
Even worse than Omaha



next topic: huffing spray-paint

[LMNO]

if you think that's cool,
this will get you really high:
it's called "trepanation".




How about: trepanation

[Felix]

Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska

He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.

Well, real in the sense that he exists as a physical entity?  I know somebody who thinks he's a god.  Because Megaman's nicer.

Hand me the trepan...
Oh my word, it's full of goo!
I just won a bet.  

Let's try...  What monks do for fun?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Monks are coming out
leaving issue all about
staining the curtains


Next topic: Hamstrung goats

[Rupert Giles]

Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska

He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.

Well, real in the sense that he exists as a physical entity?  I know somebody who thinks he's a god.  Because Megaman's nicer.

Hand me the trepan...
Oh my word, it's full of goo!
I just won a bet.  

Let's try...  What monks do for fun?

Duh.

If I'm Rockman X... then... oh, Nutbunnies.

[East Coast Hustle]

you cut me at the knees
That's the only thing saving you from
my horns in your ass



next topic: anaphylactic shock

[LMNO]

Look! A pretty wasp.
Does it wants to play with me?
Ow!  Son of a--   *thud*



I picked:  paper cuts

[East Coast Hustle]

Goddamn copy machine!
Flings paper at my trachea
Severs my carotid

how about: moles. the facial kind, not the small mammals...

[agent compassion]

I saw a mole once
Walking down the street, I think
It was some model's.

Next: edible panties

[B23.77]

edible panties
taste as good as money from
plumbing toilets

Next topic: gas

[agent compassion]

So I farted in bed
And my girlfriend disappeared
As she lit her cig

next topic: the religious right is neither. discuss...

[East Coast Hustle]

Fuck Ralph Reed in
His puckered, self-righteous ass
Un-christian bastard...

on deck: my toenails need clipping

[cyberus]

Ode to the Toe Jam:
snip snip snip snip snip snip snip;
I cut off your homes.

Next:  hermits and mermaids

[Bob the Mediocre]

The hermit quota
Has been reached in the forest.
Go live in the sea.

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