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East Coast Hustle

#1140
November 08, 2004, 02:19:03 AM
Quote from: -+Malaul+-
Quote from: Turd FergusonAgh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

8)
but but but
ITS FOAMY!
huggen an ESPRESSO machine

how is that not as sexy, if not MORE sexy, than my panties? :twisted:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

looks like we're going to the booth for an instant replay....

and it looks like the refs have reached a decision....

"there was nothing in the replay to conclusively overturn the call on the field. call on the field stands, panties are sexier than animated rodents. 15 yard penalty on the Caffeinatrix, still 5th down!"

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1141
November 08, 2004, 03:10:09 AM
[throws out the refs' ruling on the technicality that you don't ever fuck with a rabid caffeinated squirrel]

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#1142
November 08, 2004, 07:36:56 AM
They were pretty sexy panties though.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

agent compassion

#1143
November 08, 2004, 09:07:50 PM
ok then, since y'all like them so much, let's make that the next haiku topic.

Malaul's panties. Discuss.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Malaul

#1144
November 08, 2004, 09:42:03 PM
did you ever see
that there is a face on me
you know you like it


next = how sexy foamy is
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

#1145
November 08, 2004, 09:44:55 PM
caffienated squirrel nipples
when i think about you
i touch myself.


nt: my jedi knight boxers are seksi too.
Hell is other people.

Malaul

#1146
November 08, 2004, 09:48:38 PM
these are not the breifs
that you are lookin for my
young padiwon boy

next topic = purple monkey dishwashers
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

agent compassion

#1147
November 08, 2004, 09:57:24 PM
See my appliance!
So purple, and good at cleaning
My monkey's dishes!

Next: What did you do to your Sims?  :shock:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#1148
November 08, 2004, 10:05:12 PM
i made my sim crazy
i made him burn down the house
his name was horab fibslager
he shagged the nieghbor's wife with no remorse.

nt: bad poetry that isn't haiku.
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#1149
November 09, 2004, 05:51:13 AM
I know people love
Jewel's books of mopey verse,
But I think they're crap.

Next topic: wherefore art thou, romeo?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Colonel Failure

#1150
November 09, 2004, 05:56:22 AM
my 'rents picked my name
I'm what I am as I am
Because they just suck

Next: popeye the sailor man
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#1151
November 09, 2004, 06:06:36 AM
I yam popeye the man
A sailor in garbage can
I burnt off my ass.

next:Grade school rhymes
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

East Coast Hustle

#1152
November 09, 2004, 03:36:38 PM
milk, milk, lemonade
turn the corner, fudge is made
you all know the rest

8)

next topic: haiku in l337
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

bucket of truth

#1153
November 11, 2004, 02:03:58 AM
7h15 15 my h41ku
4nd 1f y0u d0 n07 |1k3 17,
7h3n 60 fuck y0ur53|f.

N3x7 70p1c: C0w71pp1n6 15 7h3 3553nc3 0f 3c0n0m1c5.
if you can read this, you're too damn close! - joseph of aramathea

The Good Reverend Roger

#1154
November 11, 2004, 02:08:12 AM
Eric, eric, why
keep changing monikers, boy?
we all know it's you.

Next topic:  Sam Peckinpah
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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