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#1155
November 11, 2004, 02:18:56 AM
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)
if you can read this, you're too damn close! - joseph of aramathea

The Good Reverend Roger

#1156
November 11, 2004, 02:21:48 AM
Quote from: bucket of truthI'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)

That's what Bush says, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

bucket of truth

#1157
November 11, 2004, 02:31:54 AM
No, Bush said he talks to Jesus on a daily basis. Which is fine, except that I just talked to Jesus yesterday, and he says he's never even heard of this George Bush person - either of them. And also he said that mankind needs to stop drawing him as a white guy with blue eyes and a mullet.
if you can read this, you're too damn close! - joseph of aramathea

DJRubberducky

#1158
November 11, 2004, 02:36:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNext topic:  Sam Peckinpah

Samuel Peckinpah
Made movies I've never seen
IMDB rocks.

Next up: Smug senses of superiority
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#1159
November 11, 2004, 03:01:54 PM
Quote from: bucket of truth
N3x7 70p1c: C0w71pp1n6 15 7h3 3553nc3 0f 3c0n0m1c5.


And when the cow sleeps,
you take advantage of it.
Just like Consumers.

Just wanted to get that one out of the way.
Next topic is still: smug senses of superiority

East Coast Hustle

#1160
November 11, 2004, 03:26:08 PM
me, me, me, me, me
that describes me to a T
smug superiority

8)

on deck: bastard love child of Dubya and Janet Reno
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Chef

#1161
November 11, 2004, 04:02:50 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonon deck: bastard love child of Dubya and Janet Reno

TALUFA YOU JERK,
GIVE ME BACK THA VAN, FATASS
NO NASCAR FOR YUO!

NEXT TOPIC:  GETTING FREAKY WITH SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

DJRubberducky

#1162
November 11, 2004, 04:17:03 PM
Quote from: ChefNEXT TOPIC:  GETTING FREAKY WITH SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR
Bush pounds Sandy's box,
Hoping that her little death
Brings on the big one.

Up next: allergies
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Felix

#1163
November 12, 2004, 04:28:11 PM
Once this bee bit Ted
And his hand swelled up real big.
Big hands mean big dicks.

Next topic: getting out of a bad relationship

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#1164
November 12, 2004, 09:46:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truthI'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)

That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1165
November 12, 2004, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truthI'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)

That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"

:roll:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#1166
November 12, 2004, 09:56:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truthI'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)

That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"
at least i'm not posting in an attempt to get your approval.

:roll:
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

EraPassing

#1167
November 12, 2004, 10:03:31 PM
Bringing the convo
Back to the original
Point: this is haiku.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

EraPassing

#1168
November 12, 2004, 10:04:10 PM
Next topic - paychecks
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

East Coast Hustle

#1169
November 12, 2004, 10:10:00 PM
paycheck?! who ever
said you'd get paid for this shit?
now back to work, slave!

8)

coming attractions: the importance of being Ernest Borgnine
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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