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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Mangrove

#1185
November 26, 2004, 01:13:11 AM
depose ole' saddam!
sounds like a good idea...
decompose iraq



up next: mangrove loses the plot
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

agent compassion

#1186
November 28, 2004, 12:42:08 AM
How can you lose it?
It's a hole in the ground, right?
It doesn't have legs!

Next up: the pagan agenda

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1187
November 28, 2004, 12:54:41 AM
only thing worse than
America ruled by one god
is being ruled by twelve

8)

next: little. yellow. different.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mangrove

#1188
November 28, 2004, 01:08:30 AM
he doesn't fly straight
best pal of that famous dog
for he is Woodstock



next: the joy of toast
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1189
November 28, 2004, 01:08:51 AM
Miss Mia Farrow
is not your average girl
Dad's little Princess.

Next topic:  Rancid jokes about Woody Allen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#1190
November 28, 2004, 01:10:08 AM
The only thing better
Than a yellow mouse is an
electric yellow mouse.

Next up: Bukkake!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1191
November 28, 2004, 01:28:59 AM
OK...since you guys all were obviously answering mine at the same time, I get to choose...

what does Woody Allen
have in common with the tortoise?
both got there before the hare.

next: umm...might as well go with bukkake again....

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1192
November 28, 2004, 01:36:39 AM
Quotewhat does Woody Allen
have in common with the tortoise?
both got there before the hare.

That's. Just. Wrong.

I love it.
:lol:

That reminds me of a joke:

An 80-year-old man from Moncton, went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I
have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.

Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do
you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1193
November 28, 2004, 01:41:04 AM
Quote from: Larry the Cable GuyNow that's funny! I don' care who y'are, that's funny!

:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

bucket of truth

#1194
November 28, 2004, 09:45:48 PM
What is Bukkake?
Is it a place in Russia
In Tom Brokaw's dreams?

Next up: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a chainsaw, and thou.
if you can read this, you're too damn close! - joseph of aramathea

Bob the Mediocre

#1195
November 29, 2004, 05:37:48 AM
Eat, drink, be merry,
Watch out for the zombies though.
Here, take this chainsaw.

Up next, Dante's punishment for writing the Inferno
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Ben

#1196
November 29, 2004, 05:52:09 AM
Dante will go through
Heckfire and darnation
Straight to Hellven.

Next: Discordia come judgment day...

agent compassion

#1197
November 30, 2004, 02:11:33 AM
Adam's on the right,
Discordia is behind
God with a grenade.

Next topic: Where does Spongebob pee?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1198
November 30, 2004, 02:44:10 AM
he's underwater.
he pees in his squarepants, like
we all do in pools.


8)

next: finally, somebody loses an eye...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1199
November 30, 2004, 03:12:03 AM
Ths s my haku
t sn't very long or good
Need to buy vowels.

Next up: Powerpuff girls in high school.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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