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Conquistadore Nunya

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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2002, 05:49:27 am »
Velvet Jesus killed
the thread with a tough topic
But has made amends   :wink:

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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2002, 07:43:19 am »
The double helix,
Makes me what I am today.
I'm no Selfish Gene!


next topic.................ice.
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2002, 06:05:14 am »
My soda is warm,
It is not tasty that way,
Ice cubes do the trick!


next topic... Tyler (yes, I know, I know...)
Well, shit.

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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2002, 04:57:08 pm »
Swastika avatar,
Heavy mind with mighty words.
Still polishing tiles!

next topic.........stellar nucleo-synthesis! :mrgreen:

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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2002, 05:00:17 pm »
Stars burning their fuel.
Centres collapsing outwards.
We're made of star-dust!

next topic..........cats! 8)
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2002, 05:19:41 pm »
Light paws, quickening
on railings, a high wire act:
Shadow play of cats.  

lol @ Conquistadore Nunya   :)

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"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2002, 05:01:36 pm »
Windswept snowflakes fall.
In the shrill whiteout flurry.
Covers my footsteps!

(Basho composed some sharp Haiku based on winter's snows)

next topic...............Absinthe :mrgreen:
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2002, 03:26:25 pm »
Emerald liquor,
Best taken with water and sugar!
Sets my soul on fire!

next topic.......Hotdogs!
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2002, 08:29:15 pm »
Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!

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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2002, 08:30:47 pm »
Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!

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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2002, 10:10:34 pm »
Crispy Crusty Shell
Around White Succulant Meat
Sold In Packs Of Five

Next topic: Those squeaky dog toys that go "ni ni ni ni ni" when you squeeze them rapidly.
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2002, 01:32:28 am »
ni ni ni ni ni
the squeaky dog that goes "ni"
ni ni ni ni ni.  

 :P

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"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2002, 03:38:10 am »
well...it would seem that eris would appreciate a good rousing drunken irish limerick before a haiku, so...


there once was a goddess from greece,
who said "tyler, oh please
you're befouling my board
with your spoutings of 'fnord'
someone wants you - go join the police"

:)

next topic...swollen tonsils. i feel like poop today. *gack*
"bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful."

"karmic enlightenment tastes like sock!"

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« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2002, 05:20:50 am »
Itchy sensation
Pain killers dont help me sleep
Haiku alleviates

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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2002, 06:49:43 am »
Redneck policeman
Says "Boy, you goin' to jail!"
I had better run!


Next on the agenda: Shaving Cream
Well, shit.