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« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2002, 10:17:24 am »
Green Plant Placed Right Makes,
Fasionably Elegant,
Ugly Meal In Past.

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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2003, 02:29:00 pm »
Sickly clear fluid,
Bursts forth when pricked with a pin.
Red raw skin beneath.

Next topic........Feathers. :P
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2003, 09:51:07 am »
toture in extremes,
worse than sandpaper contacts,
feather to the toe.

next topic, John Lennon on 20 hits of LSD :shock:

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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2003, 10:56:10 am »
flying high,
trying to touch the sky,
floating through worlds of non-existence

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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2003, 01:31:32 pm »
Where's Jack with that axe?
"Hi Honey I'm home!" *Smashes door*.
Crazed Motherf*cker.

next topic..........nipples. :oops:
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« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2003, 10:43:00 pm »
Dont twist them too hard
If you do so on a whim
sometimes they come off

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« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2003, 09:34:38 am »
thick, juicy, meaty.
placed in my girlfriends mouth.
resembles my cock. :oops:  8)

next topic......TUMS

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« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2003, 03:18:50 pm »
"Wiener" in her mouth,
Masticated to a pulp,
Ends in her stomach!



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« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2003, 09:03:34 pm »
Strangulation breeds addiction
Minor asphyxiation
I wont ever stop

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« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2003, 01:02:50 am »
Damn bees sting my bum,
it is so friggin swollen,
Now it hurts to crap.

next topic, Cacti

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« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2003, 03:23:07 am »
The stationary
Defender of the water
Life where there is none

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Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

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« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2003, 06:13:16 am »
Muscle contraction?
holy screaming eagle shit!
ZAP! I am now dead.

next topic: Fight.

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« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2003, 11:38:51 am »
Chun-Li kicks Zangeif
I miss old Street Fighter Two
Super Nintendo!


next topic..... good old Atari!
damn my sig is still out of date....

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« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2003, 06:46:54 am »
BOOM, you are now dead.
battletank for atari
man those were the days.

cmon guys, its the best i could do!



next topic....The extinction of dinosaurs

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« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2003, 04:28:02 pm »
Asteroid hits Earth.
Sixty five million years.
Evolution ends!

next topic...........statues.
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