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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Poib

#45
December 30, 2002, 10:17:24 AM
Green Plant Placed Right Makes,
Fasionably Elegant,
Ugly Meal In Past.

next topic, the serum that fills burn blisters  :shock:

zenji

#46
January 03, 2003, 02:29:00 PM
Sickly clear fluid,
Bursts forth when pricked with a pin.
Red raw skin beneath.

Next topic........Feathers. :P
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Poib

#47
January 04, 2003, 09:51:07 AM
toture in extremes,
worse than sandpaper contacts,
feather to the toe.

next topic, John Lennon on 20 hits of LSD :shock:

phantom pope

#48
January 04, 2003, 10:56:10 AM
flying high,
trying to touch the sky,
floating through worlds of non-existence

next topic..... the movie 'shining'

zenji

#49
January 04, 2003, 01:31:32 PM
Where's Jack with that axe?
"Hi Honey I'm home!" *Smashes door*.
Crazed Motherf*cker.

next topic..........nipples. :oops:
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Z³

#50
January 04, 2003, 10:43:00 PM
Dont twist them too hard
If you do so on a whim
sometimes they come off

next topic - Bratwurst

Poib

#51
January 06, 2003, 09:34:38 AM
thick, juicy, meaty.
placed in my girlfriends mouth.
resembles my cock. :oops:  8)

next topic......TUMS

zenji

#52
January 07, 2003, 03:18:50 PM
"Wiener" in her mouth,
Masticated to a pulp,
Ends in her stomach!



Next topic.........Psycho-sexual-tendencies........(Subtle stuff please!)
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Z³

#53
January 07, 2003, 09:03:34 PM
Strangulation breeds addiction
Minor asphyxiation
I wont ever stop

Next topic: Bees

Poib

#54
January 09, 2003, 01:02:50 AM
Damn bees sting my bum,
it is so friggin swollen,
Now it hurts to crap.

next topic, Cacti

Y.M. Hut

#55
January 09, 2003, 03:23:07 AM
The stationary
Defender of the water
Life where there is none

Next topic: Electrical Shock
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

Z³

#56
January 09, 2003, 06:13:16 AM
Muscle contraction?
holy screaming eagle shit!
ZAP! I am now dead.

next topic: Fight.

Spoon E. Gee

#57
January 09, 2003, 11:38:51 AM
Chun-Li kicks Zangeif
I miss old Street Fighter Two
Super Nintendo!


next topic..... good old Atari!
damn my sig is still out of date....

Poib

#58
January 10, 2003, 06:46:54 AM
BOOM, you are now dead.
battletank for atari
man those were the days.

cmon guys, its the best i could do!



next topic....The extinction of dinosaurs

zenji

#59
January 10, 2003, 04:28:02 PM
Asteroid hits Earth.
Sixty five million years.
Evolution ends!

next topic...........statues.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin
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