The Haiku Game

[zenji]

Helps smoothe the razor.
Lubricating menthol gell.
The green King of Shaves!

Next topic.........uninvited guests/

[Z³]

Get out of my house.
I am going to stab you.
You are bleeding now!

next topic: Carpet stains

[zenji]

Fallen Shiraz glass,
How you broke to spread your red!
The beige carpet stained!


next topic........lust.

[Chaplain Shinxy]

Just out of their sight
Our bodies in the darkness
Build to ecstasy

Next topic: whirlpools

[digiti puppet]

a sensual dance
of cleansing, light and darkness...
....how i love laundry.

aw, i missed the lust haiku?

next topic : your greatest love

[Z³]

though small of stature
her handshake gives me meaning
I am her servant

next topic: your greatest love

[Conquistadore Nunya]

Black pearl of chaos
Kali's limbs and eris' mind
Her soul is sacred

Next topic... your greatest hate, exempting Tyler if applicable.  He's already had his own haiku.  

[Chaplain Shinxy]

His mind frozen hard
His mouth open and yapping
You don't have a clue

Next topic... midnight

[zenji]

Deep dark end of day!
Marks begining of the next.
"Down at Tube Station". :P

next topic............bowling!

[Mackgnash the III]

Pins fall down when hit
Bowling is not my pet game
ball lands in gutter

next topic....seanbaby's celebrating independence day like a bad mother fucker

[zenji]

Sean Baby is here!
More so than his dead father!
Generations fly!



next topic........cloned aliens!

[Conquistadore Nunya]

Raging Xenomorph
Cloned from Sigourny Weaver
Hey!  Don't eat my face!

Next topic socks!

[Spoon E. Gee]

Im no good at these.... but I love socks.... so here goes...
uhhhhh...... *thinks*

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

is that right?

if so.... then next topic..... chilli fries!

[Lord Trout]

Spicy beans and meat,
Coupled with starch and some salt,
Make a tasty meal!

Ack! I nearly forgot to give the next topic!...

How about rats?

[zenji]

Long tailed brown rodent,
Sniffs the air, whiskers twitching.
Caught in the rat trap!

next topic.......haute cuisine.