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« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2002, 06:54:50 am »
Helps smoothe the razor.
Lubricating menthol gell.
The green King of Shaves!

Next topic.........uninvited guests/ :(
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« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2002, 09:44:49 am »
Get out of my house.
I am going to stab you.
You are bleeding now!

next topic: Carpet stains

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« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2002, 03:50:45 pm »
Fallen Shiraz glass,
How you broke to spread your red!
The beige carpet stained!


next topic........lust. :shock:
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« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2002, 06:06:34 pm »
Just out of their sight
Our bodies in the darkness
Build to ecstasy

Next topic: whirlpools
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« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2002, 05:43:33 am »
a sensual dance
of cleansing, light and darkness...
....how i love laundry.

aw, i missed the lust haiku?

next topic : your greatest love
"bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful."

"karmic enlightenment tastes like sock!"

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« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2002, 07:10:44 am »
though small of stature
her handshake gives me meaning
I am her servant

next topic: your greatest love

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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2002, 04:50:34 pm »
Black pearl of chaos
Kali's limbs and eris' mind
Her soul is sacred

Next topic... your greatest hate, exempting Tyler if applicable.  He's already had his own haiku.   :wink:
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« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2002, 05:11:24 pm »
His mind frozen hard
His mouth open and yapping
You don't have a clue

Next topic... midnight
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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2002, 07:48:35 am »
Deep dark end of day!
Marks begining of the next.
"Down at Tube Station". :P

next topic............bowling!
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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2002, 03:10:54 pm »
Pins fall down when hit
Bowling is not my pet game
ball lands in gutter

next topic....seanbaby's celebrating independence day like a bad mother fucker
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"You have to slap it!"

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« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2002, 10:20:59 pm »
Sean Baby is here!
More so than his dead father!
Generations fly!



next topic........cloned aliens! :lol:
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« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2002, 11:24:16 pm »
Raging Xenomorph
Cloned from Sigourny Weaver
Hey!  Don't eat my face!

Next topic socks!
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« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2002, 12:20:30 pm »
Im no good at these.... but I love socks.... so here goes...
uhhhhh...... *thinks*

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

is that right?

if so.... then next topic..... chilli fries!
damn my sig is still out of date....

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« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2002, 04:56:37 am »
Spicy beans and meat,
Coupled with starch and some salt,
Make a tasty meal!


Ack! I nearly forgot to give the next topic!...

How about rats?
Well, shit.

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« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2002, 09:04:16 am »
Long tailed brown rodent,
Sniffs the air, whiskers twitching.
Caught in the rat trap!

next topic.......haute cuisine. :lol:
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