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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Ahab the Atrocious

#1875
August 23, 2005, 07:03:30 AM
Haiku scheme irks me
Still, I stick to it
Because these nuns wield rulers

And our next contestant is: Exactly where do they get off, anyway?
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

DJRubberducky

#1876
August 23, 2005, 03:06:01 PM
31 Westbound,
To downtown transit center.
Guess this is my stop!

Next up: fighting fire with fire
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1877
August 23, 2005, 03:13:27 PM
with conflagration
drastic measures sometimes mean
fighting fire with fire

Iron Sulfide

#1878
August 23, 2005, 09:46:55 PM
[lops off eldora's head]

you've been warned.

* * *
8 8


how can i argue
intelligent design with
non-intelligence?

next topic: the stiff penalties of not including a Next Topic
Ya' stupid Yank.

unlike_someone

#1879
August 24, 2005, 02:59:18 AM
it is much safer
to go running with scissors
then face N'yo's wrath

Next Topic: Hot Topic
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1880
August 24, 2005, 03:44:54 AM
At Hot Topic I
Buy boots and pink tiaras
and big cat slippers

NEXT, don't forget the next or else :roll:
or surfing the 'net headless, whichever you prefer :lol:

the other anonymous

#1881
August 24, 2005, 07:41:55 AM
"Surfin' while headless"
Unintelligible stuff
Wanna buy a car?

Next Topic: Name that tune!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1882
August 24, 2005, 07:47:59 AM
What the fuck
Is the name of that
Goddamn song?

Next topic: "Its like putting AOL CD's into your microwave: it just works!"

the other anonymous

#1883
August 24, 2005, 08:19:46 AM
Microwaves are bad!
Cooking poorly with weird light.
Radiation sucks!

[Air: Surfing on a rocket]

Next Topic: LMNO IS BACK!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1884
August 24, 2005, 06:36:02 PM
He returns, dragging
his act in a gunny sack
bunny gets to live.

Next topic:  anti-mod revolution.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1885
August 24, 2005, 06:38:39 PM
I think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".

The Good Reverend Roger

#1886
August 24, 2005, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNOI think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".

:lol:



However, I have posted many haikus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1887
August 24, 2005, 06:57:01 PM
My bad.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1888
August 25, 2005, 01:09:56 AM
Quote from: LMNOI think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".

This is the correct pronounciation.

Chaos and Order
Forties and fat blunts
This Haiku sucks.

Next topic: Why mainstream hip hop sucks.

LMNO

#1889
August 25, 2005, 02:21:46 PM
Where my bitches at?
Rollin on dubs, drinkin Cris,
I'm from the suburbs...




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