The Haiku Game

[Iron Sulfide]

if logic is good
god will stop me from bashing
it's symbology

nest topic: counting Pi in your spare time (don't use numbers)

[the other anonymous]

Another digit.
I guess I'm done for the day.
How many are left?

Next Topic: One out of Five believes the Sun revolves around the Earth.

[Burning Trees]

It's in the Bible
You cannot argue with God
The earth is flat too.

Next topic

Overzealous use of smilies.

[LMNO]

Look!  It's Eldora...
"hehehehehehehe.
Also, hehehe."


Next:  Why I'm being so mean lately.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

laughter is the best
medicine, LMNO
you need more of it
 :P    

next: why are people so afraid to laugh and smile and express themselves with abundant smilies

[Iron Sulfide]

my laughter is gold
yet i feel no need to bash
others' eyes with smiles

next topic: avoiding an UTI

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

What is UTI?
Ubar retarded idiot of course;
They're best ignored.

Next topic: WHY 4 DO UTI STEP?!

[Zurtok Khan]

Prelude to a burn
you fucked the hot chick last night
not a UTI

Next: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Walmart equals store
Michael Jackson is a pedophile
These are different.

[the other anonymous]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Someone forgot a topic!
Now there shall be Doooooooooooom!!!

Next Topic: Superstitions regarding Greyface and why the reluctance to draw Greyface actually gives him a mysterious allure that can be damaging to future generations of Discordians.

[Iron Sulfide]

I've got Jesus
Yes i do, i got jesus
how about you?

noext topic: pubic elves...

{if you're still wondering, UTI is urinary tract infection   }

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Elves fucking suck
TOA is a fucking mongoloid
So is Trees.

Next topic: Why ninjas are better than pirates.

[LMNO]

this does not exist:
a famous actor who chose
to play a ninja.


Next topic:  Why pirates are cooler than ninjas.

[Horab Fibslager]

shake ye bilges at der boats yarr!
taker down slow an deaser in th eb back with soem rum
and a bucket of jum
ro hoho ho me hearteys!

[the other anonymous]

Mysteries are cool
I wish I knew what to write
Bruce Willis is old.

Next Topic: Of all the movies filmed in Pittsburgh, which one didn't suck?