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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1920
September 17, 2005, 07:07:34 AM
CAMP KILL YOURSELF
IS THE NOT SUCK MOVIE
NOW TO GIGGLES!

NEXT TOPIC: UNFUNNY MULTIPLES MUST BE BANNED!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#1921
September 23, 2005, 12:26:03 AM
Masturbatory
Posting of inane drivel
So many shitheads.

Next: hallucinating hermaphroditic dinosaurs during a solar eclipse
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1922
September 25, 2005, 08:05:34 PM
female dinsaurs
used parthenogenesis
to procreate and

they saw sparkley lights
did they have migraines or was
it solar eclipse

next what's for dinner

The Open Bar

#1923
September 25, 2005, 09:00:13 PM
what is for dinner?
why, it's yummy lisagne!
i will not share this.



NT: why is everyone grouchy?

the other anonymous

#1924
September 26, 2005, 07:38:54 AM
I am not grouchy.
I just want a trout picture
So I can publish!

Next Topic: A fish, a fish, a fishie-oh!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1925
September 26, 2005, 02:43:08 PM
Ernie: HERE FISHIE
Bert: here fishie, Ernie: yell
Bert: ARRRGGGHHH Ernie: Yeah

Ernie:  Yeah, like that
Bert:  HERE FISHIE, FISHIE, AHHH
OMG, it works

next:  Oscar the Grouch

Iron Sulfide

#1926
September 27, 2005, 01:03:19 AM
why am  a grouch?
the smack has run out you see,
i am a junkie!

that's why i'm all green
and my teeth are falling out
and live in the trash

Next Topic: Why Hemorrhoids and Assorted Anal Pus Sacs
are better than my haiku
Ya' stupid Yank.

the other anonymous

#1927
October 06, 2005, 07:19:22 AM
I have no idea
How to answer that topic.
So I won't bother.

Next Topic: SONNET!

First Line: "How do I pwn thee? Let me count the ways..."

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1928
October 06, 2005, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: the other anonymousI have no idea
How to answer that topic.
So I won't bother.

Next Topic: SONNET!

First Line: "How do I pwn thee? Let me count the ways..."

Nope.

Haikus or you will face the Satisfaction GUARANTEED committee.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1929
October 06, 2005, 08:29:44 PM
hiakus only or
Satisfaction GUARANTEED
committee gets you
:evil:

Next, we have rules here?  when did that happen  :lol:

DJRubberducky

#1930
October 06, 2005, 08:46:12 PM
It's been said before.
Look for some haiku I wrote
Using "remonstrance".

Next up: that little sprig of parsley on your plate of IHOP food
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Ahab the Atrocious

#1931
October 22, 2005, 01:04:43 PM
Oh verdant garnish!
Adorn mine pancacke
With resplendent pulchritude

Next topic: Those magnificent mitochondria...
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1932
October 22, 2005, 04:46:27 PM
mitochondria
have dna so we can
trace populations

next what color hair do pirates have?

Ahab the Atrocious

#1933
October 22, 2005, 11:30:39 PM
Pirates note with care
Beard length and color
Few cop to a head of hair

El topico proximo es.....Oh that wacky Orpheus!
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1934
October 23, 2005, 12:04:51 AM
just a head he was,
Orpheus the Argonaut
on shores of Lesbos

Next wtf is up with the Greeks  :twisted:
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