The Haiku Game

[Cain]

He did die going
to the heavens themselves with
a fearful "weeooh?"

Next topic: How to cure a cola addiction.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

To this day
Scientists have no cute
For teh cola

Next: Moist post-coital limp penis.

[Hoshiko]

Cute? WTF, tnord?
Moist post-coital limp penis
Is a great band name

Next Topic:

Why these boots are made for walkin' and not for bludgeoning people to death for freudian slips.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

hoshi,  I think  these
boots are  for bludgeoning them
for freudian slips.

Next, chocolate, dark or milk?

[Z³]

I like chocolate,
the way I like my women,
stuffed in a box.

next topic: a dollar cant stretch very far.

[LHX]

a piece of elastic
can stretch further than a dollar
under falling leaves


next topic - chestnuts have a high carbohydrate content

[neongenesis816]

Chestnuts make butts big
But they taste so good to me
Fuck carbohydrates

Next topic:  Uh oh, I burned the human corpse we are having for dinner!

[DJRubberducky]

Fuck!  It baked too long!
Guests just said that's the last time
They'll have my babies.


Next up: psilocybin

[The Doctor]

Uptight customers
Should be given pizza with
This kind of mushroom.



Next topic: Windbreakers

[DJRubberducky]

(Um, I'll defer to someone who's actually dealt in the stuff, but I'd expect that to be a little expensive for a prank, especially compared to the price of one's own semen.)

Useful, pretty, but
when they're worn around your waist,
they keep your farts *in*!

Next up: The price of vanity

[Cain]

Twenty nine dollars and
Ninety nine cents for post and
package, not costly.

Next up, the folly of drinking beer on the internet

[East Coast Hustle]

drank too much beer, now
I've found a stranger for sex
hope she's not a man



next: silk boxers under leather pants

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

If Jim Morrison
wore silk boxers, his leather
might have smelled better

Next:  Dead rock star age

[Bella]

I can't think of anything for that subject, so I'm going to do one on Cthulu eating a dead rock star.

Slobbering drooling
Suctioning tentacles lash
Delicious, spangled pants

Next up: Voodoo Doll

[The seer]

Oh Do me Hoodoo!
Stick me, Prick me, make it bleed
Magic S and M

Next Topic: Postmodern impressionism and it's effects on reality TV and copper prices.