The Haiku Game

[Merchantoftolbi]

Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)

Um, you = 1 dumbass.  Please to read teh rules.

I do not see any rules. All it says is about a next-thread topic, and I followed that.

[Cain]

I hear there's an open
mineshaft just outside Pittsburgh
you should go explore it

next: your worthless college degree

Please learn to say "do
you want fries with that" because
English is just crap

Next: Merchantoftolbi cannt follow rules

[East Coast Hustle]

Merchant of tolbi's last haiku
had nothing to do with the topic I laid out for him
what a schmuck.

next: my hate-o-meter is nudging into the red. watch for my blown hate-valve sometime this week.

[AFK]

Anticipation
We can see the clouds beyond
The rain looks right angry.

next:  write a suggestive one about Cheney and Quayle (not a quail)

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Powerful men fondle
Their guns waiting for kids to
Shoot with potatoes.

Next: pelvic floor muscles. . .

[DJRubberducky]

Feet up on the chair,
Breathe and press, scrunch in the knees;
Ah, psoas release.

Next up: weinerschnitzel!

[Cain]

Jack Black did ask once
"where's my fucking schnitzel" of Kyle
Do not leave them alone.

Why food thiefs should be hung by the thumbs

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

woe! it is lunch time
some bitch just ate my sandwich.
thumb screws anyone?

next: the coolness of medieval torture devices

[Iranon]

The Iron Maiden,
The rack, the thumbscrews, the lash,
Make my day brighter.

Next: On chocolate mousse.

[Iron Sulfide]

No Heathens Abound
In The Loyal Order Of
The Chocolate Mousse

Next: Speculations on the (un)importance of eating chicken.

[Mangrove]

No Heathens Abound
In The Loyal Order Of
The Chocolate Mousse

Next: Speculations on the (un)importance of eating chicken.

the theta chapter
of S S O O K N
like to eat chicken


next: ryan seacrest - gay or dating terri hatcher? (or both!)

[East Coast Hustle]

you must be confused...
Not dating Terri Hatcher
rather, Howie Long

next: who would lose in a fight: James Taylor or Art Garfunkel?

[DJRubberducky]

Taylor/Garfunkel:
Match-up of the century -
EVERYBODY WINS!

Next haiku is on the same topic, because this one sucks.

[Mangrove]

You don't have a friend
Garfunkel kills James Taylor
The Sound of Silence


NT: something about a moose

[East Coast Hustle]

there's a law in Maine
against unlawful posession
of a gift moose

next: Girls Gone Wild in Murmansk