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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Triple Zero

the polar bear's cock
should fit quite comfortably
in russian whore's ass

next: something comforting for the poor russian whore

bonus-haiku which i stole from the net somewhere, but i like it:

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Bella

amputee mutters
chameleon following
pomegranate seals

next up: nonsense
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

AFK

I like marshmallows
The purple fish likes turkey gravy
Look Out For That Tree!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Oh yeah, next: Death to Smoochy
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

Who Coulda Guessed that
The Irish Mafia Has
A 'Tardish Boxer?

Next Topic: Why No One In Other Movies Is Ever Ever Ever Afraid of the Irish Mafia
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

Oh no they're coming.
Quick, throw a Guiness at them.
Okay, let's walk now.

next:  Death to Carrot Top.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Carrot Top
is
A fucktard, worse than
that one guy who
i hate
I will probably eventually pwn him in a jihad filled with amazing fury and caustic hilarity

next topic: That wasn't a haiku.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

haiku rhymes with poo
five seven five, your haiku fails
kill carrot top anyway

next: soap bubbles floating through a used car lot

LHX

used car lot
bubbles floating
nobody is on the discordian website

next -
why is nobody around?
neat hell

Shibboleet The Annihilator

PD.com caught
what the sandbox had and it
fucking imploded

Next topic: That wasn't a haiku either, nice try though. So, jihad?

LHX

so, jihad
how are you doing?
it has been a while

next - apocalypse right now
neat hell

East Coast Hustle

I'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LHX

Quote from: East Coast HustleI'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police

the thought police came to get me
but they started vomiting
after what they saw

next - the middle finger
neat hell

East Coast Hustle

outside the White House
they think W is number one
oops, wrong finger

next: marooned on an island with Emeril
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LHX

what good is a cook
when there is nothing to cook?
we killed him the first night


next - VHS tapes
neat hell