The Haiku Game

[Triple Zero]

the polar bear's cock
should fit quite comfortably
in russian whore's ass

next: something comforting for the poor russian whore

bonus-haiku which i stole from the net somewhere, but i like it:

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

[Bella]

amputee mutters
chameleon following
pomegranate seals

next up: nonsense

[AFK]

I like marshmallows
The purple fish likes turkey gravy
Look Out For That Tree!

[AFK]

Oh yeah, next: Death to Smoochy

[Iron Sulfide]

Who Coulda Guessed that
The Irish Mafia Has
A 'Tardish Boxer?

Next Topic: Why No One In Other Movies Is Ever Ever Ever Afraid of the Irish Mafia

[AFK]

Oh no they're coming.
Quick, throw a Guiness at them.
Okay, let's walk now.

next:  Death to Carrot Top.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Carrot Top
is
A fucktard, worse than
that one guy who
i hate
I will probably eventually pwn him in a jihad filled with amazing fury and caustic hilarity

next topic: That wasn't a haiku.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

haiku rhymes with poo
five seven five, your haiku fails
kill carrot top anyway

next: soap bubbles floating through a used car lot

[LHX]

used car lot
bubbles floating
nobody is on the discordian website

next -
why is nobody around?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

PD.com caught
what the sandbox had and it
fucking imploded

Next topic: That wasn't a haiku either, nice try though. So, jihad?

[LHX]

so, jihad
how are you doing?
it has been a while

next - apocalypse right now

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police

[LHX]

I'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police

the thought police came to get me
but they started vomiting
after what they saw

next - the middle finger

[East Coast Hustle]

outside the White House
they think W is number one
oops, wrong finger

next: marooned on an island with Emeril

[LHX]

what good is a cook
when there is nothing to cook?
we killed him the first night


next - VHS tapes