The Haiku Game

[AFK]

rewind, forward, pause
why is there snow in Key West?
Goddamnit! Tracking!

next: Remember those giant laser disks?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Those things could
take off
somebody's fucking head

Next: That wasn't a haiku either, wtf? Dirty filthy pornography.

[LHX]

what else is there to do
when you have no clothes on?
i was never good at counting syllables

next - killing people accidentally

[East Coast Hustle]

accidental death
or premeditated murder?
results matter, not methods

next: a large reggae festival in a state full of honkies

[Bella]

Helena. Bella
drowning in a sea of drunk
cowboys in tie dye.

Next up: Philadelphia cream cheese

[AFK]

I Do not like it.
But my daughter really does.
Crazy kids these days.

Next:  Stephen Hawking in a Mosh Pit.

[LHX]

all you could see left
was a busted up wheel chair
with one wheel spinning

next - dampness

[Mangrove]

all you could see left
was a busted up wheel chair
with one wheel spinning

next - dampness

[two thumbs up]



what a fantastic last line

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The lively forum's
Hidden like noble priest stool,
Can we still smell it?


Next: Bill Maher's head

[LHX]

if you need reason
to not take things serious
look at bill mahers head


next up - putting effort into things

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

x x x x x
x x x x x x x
x x x x x

Next: Swollen prostate

[LHX]

i tried hard to piss
i even ate cranberries
but nothing came out


next up
OMG LOL WTF

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

ear bbq with hot old
loose anal sex using
baseball bats

Next topic: Lets go smoke some pot.

[Triple Zero]

but what about the
trace amounts in germany
so i heard from friends

next: most fcuked up terry gilliams movie ever

[LMNO]

Time Bandits: Midgets
Chased by evil overlord.
Who though that one up?

Next.  Hangover remedys.