The Haiku Game

[the other anonymous]

A little PostScript
Makes creativity flow
No more troll (for now)

Next Topic: We discuss the double entendre of "creativity flowing"

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hey! That's not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!

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[the other anonymous]

THERE ARE RULES, DAMMIT!
Rules were meant to be broken,
but this is a game!

Next Topic: Games are meant to be played!

[DJRubberducky]

This "CandyLand" box
Makes a crappy paperweight.
Maybe we should play?

Next: BrandyLand

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[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I lust for
My cupboard's sexy sexy drawers
My friends laugh

Next topic: I'm not entirely sure that was a haiku.....

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

five- seven five, fn0rd
this is the proper structure
for writing haiku

next topic

discordian haiku: 5-23-5

[Cain]

Twenty three!  Pineal Gland
LOL! We know its all made up
So just please shut up!

Why Is Turd so against poetry?

[East Coast Hustle]

not against poetry
it's just that 99 percent
of it sucks rancid ass

next: sitting on your hand until it falls asleep so you can give yourself "the stranger"

[Merchantoftolbi]

Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)

Um, you = 1 dumbass.  Please to read teh rules.

[doubtless incident]

"always follow rules.
verily dumbassness stinks,"
so grumbles teh roger



write one about original sin

[the other anonymous]

You are born evil.
Sell your soul to me for salvation.
Or your Haikus won't fit the syllable count.

Next Topic: Collapsing Coal Mines in the Rust Belt

[East Coast Hustle]

I hear there's an open
mineshaft just outside Pittsburgh
you should go explore it

next: your worthless college degree