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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Donkeyotay

#975
September 19, 2004, 07:04:43 AM
stinky, smelly poop
is not good for eating with
out any mayo

Next Topic: why Bella should move to Chicago

Horab Fibslager

#976
September 19, 2004, 11:28:26 AM
fuck chicago
calgary has mountains
i need a druninkin buddy

next: eric is a nub.
Hell is other people.

Rupert Giles

#977
September 19, 2004, 11:32:13 AM
eric is a nub
a false statement it is
horab is drunk now

Next Haiku:  Black Mage and White Mage getting it on

Horab Fibslager

#978
September 19, 2004, 11:43:14 AM
stfu nuib.
Hell is other people.

Retreating Mushroom

#979
September 19, 2004, 01:13:05 PM
Black Mage is Smelly
White Mage just can't stand the dude
Black Mage will be sad

Next topic:  pepper-flavored chips in limbo
Be a thief--make/take a joke!  And never throw a banana at the wall, you never know when it will turn into a monkey-loving chimp.  

"Eris, Loki, and Coyote walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "Order, please."

agent compassion

#980
September 21, 2004, 06:48:22 AM
I set my chips down
in the place between Heaven
and Hell...mmm, spicy!

Next:  lather, rinse, repeat.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Malaul

#981
September 21, 2004, 01:38:32 PM
lather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

kmandibles

#982
September 22, 2004, 02:41:40 AM
ahh mister sparkle
please cleanse me with your frothing
bubble my soul clean

-mK
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

kmandibles

#983
September 22, 2004, 02:43:38 AM
Karma Manager
You can manage my karma
All night long (and day)

-mK
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

Malaul

#984
September 22, 2004, 03:28:31 AM
how will our riffy
responde to this sweet hiku
has he found true love?

next topic =  

Mawwage is tha forss that bwings us togewer today
and wuv
twhoooooooo wuv....
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

agent compassion

#985
September 22, 2004, 06:37:49 AM
Mawwage ith a dweam
Within a dweam, it ith what
Bwingth uth together...

Next topic: The worst ringtone in the world

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

LMNO

#986
September 22, 2004, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: Malaullather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye

What did mother say?
"Always put salt in your eye."
Kids in the Hall rock.


Up next: Peaches. And sodomy.

B23.77

#987
September 22, 2004, 07:12:24 PM
Peaches are peachy
Like a goat shaft is peachy
Peaches and cream, yeah?

Next topic: Eric versus Horab

Malaul

#988
September 22, 2004, 07:15:05 PM
this one should be fun
I wonder what I should say
this is a tough one....



eric vs horab
for real this time...
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

agent compassion

#989
September 22, 2004, 07:28:25 PM
(I don't even know who these guys are)

Eric and Horab
Poked each other in the eyes
And then they both cried.

Eric drew Horab
To him in a soft embrace
And then bit his face.

Horab held Eric
Bared his fangs in Eric's vein
Drinking in his pain.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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