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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Hoshiko

#1425
February 13, 2005, 09:50:23 PM
One cold winter day
Haiku snuck through the window
And killed his mother

Next: Why, Haiku, whyyyyy?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Ben

#1426
February 13, 2005, 09:51:32 PM
Horab is evil
Can't spell, rhyme, or syllabize
Lay off the drugs, man

NT: horab is a hippy chick.

Horab Fibslager

#1427
February 13, 2005, 09:52:48 PM
i feel so cheated
no boobs and
no snatch.

nt: tellign hippy chicks you hate hippies is a sure way to get laid. or not.
Hell is other people.

Hoshiko

#1428
February 13, 2005, 09:59:52 PM
No girl parts, and sad
Horab alone, drum circle
Burnt grilled cheese for 1

Next: Patchouli without bathing: Yes or no
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1429
February 13, 2005, 10:00:20 PM
Don't care if it rains
or freezes long as I have
my plastic Jesus

Next:  What would Jesus order from The Open Bar
Edit:Holy crap, I missed a whole page, sorry.

Horab Fibslager

#1430
February 13, 2005, 10:01:29 PM
jesus like girls drink
banana strawberry
daquiri. amen

nt: jesus walks into a bar adn says:
Hell is other people.

Ben

#1431
February 13, 2005, 10:06:03 PM
I'll have a Bloody Mary
Then polish is off
With a Virgin Mary.

nt: Jesus is Fnord

Pedero

#1432
February 13, 2005, 10:20:31 PM
Jesus is fnord
only that spelled backwards
So he is a dronf

Next Topic: Enjoying of a Milk Shake recipe ennounced by Goddess herself inside a box of mass-market anitmatter.
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

agent compassion

#1433
February 14, 2005, 03:14:40 AM
I'd have a milkshake
But my fuckin' blender's broke
Don't tease me, Eris!

Up next: Mayo and Miracle Whip fight to the death

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#1434
February 14, 2005, 11:53:38 AM
Mayo is the real
shit, Miracle whip can suck
me off its so bad

edit: Next, a haiku on condiments that suck

East Coast Hustle

#1435
February 14, 2005, 03:10:06 PM
you are SO way wrong
miracle whip pwns mayonnaise
with a billy club

8)

on deck: the 6th grade school play is "Deliverance"
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#1436
February 14, 2005, 06:13:37 PM
"Squeal!  Squeal like a pig!"
All right, A.A., time for bed.
"Aw mom!  You're no fun!"

Hit it with; Oblique mockery of Trolls.

East Coast Hustle

#1437
February 14, 2005, 06:32:15 PM
:lol:

I'd mock trolls obliquely
but you could make the argument
that I'm one myself.

8)

playing soon: why can't I find any contortionist porn?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1438
February 14, 2005, 06:37:44 PM
Dude, seriously
You are not looking very
Hard, google.com

Next:People from the U.P. call us trolls

LMNO

#1439
February 14, 2005, 06:38:18 PM
Are you kidding me?
Must not be looking that hard
Try Bangedup.com




Swinging at: Black Sabbath's Paranoid  vs Van Halen's I
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