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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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LMNO

#1590
June 07, 2005, 07:19:46 PM
da code id by dose
id do batch por sudaped.
sniiiiiiiiiif-- Ah, much better.


Here we go with: Paper cuts

Bella

#1591
June 07, 2005, 07:31:56 PM
a superficial cut
pressed wood mulch slices lightly,
smoothly parts the skin

Next up: wicked heart
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#1592
June 07, 2005, 07:36:19 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Dooma superficial cut
pressed wood mulch slices lightly,
smoothly parts the skin

Next up: wicked heart

Oh, that's a good one...

East Coast Hustle

#1593
June 07, 2005, 07:40:53 PM
wicked, wicked heart...
how could you give out on me when
I was shooting par?

next: west nile virus

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#1594
June 07, 2005, 07:49:09 PM
Dead crow by the pond.
Kills the old, and kills the young.
Those damn mosquitoes...

Hit it with:  The birth of a salamander.

Bella

#1595
June 07, 2005, 08:36:20 PM
volcanic screams erupt
shivering, dancing amid the coals
elemental lives!

Next: fishnet stockings
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

East Coast Hustle

#1596
June 07, 2005, 08:39:02 PM
easily identified
after bank robbery. Next time
put fishnets on head

8)

next: mosquitos the size of hummingbirds
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#1597
June 07, 2005, 08:45:50 PM
Did it turn summer
In Maine already?  My God!
Mabel, get my gun!

Try on:  cookie dough ice cream

Bella

#1598
June 07, 2005, 09:26:39 PM
icecream truck. brakes freeze
mrs fields hesitates. AAaaaaaaa!
tragic. delicious

Next: Italian holiday
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1599
June 07, 2005, 11:23:01 PM
that leaning tower
that i saw look unstable
so i ran away

next topic: computer viruses

Bella

#1600
June 08, 2005, 05:10:22 AM
electric germs gallop
incognizant, aloof, fierce,
bloated from too many bytes

Next up: Tahiti
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Ben

#1601
June 08, 2005, 05:51:53 AM
Hello Tahiti!
Say, didn't Tao and Eris
Blow you to pieces?

next victim: Halloween

Zurtok Khan

#1602
June 08, 2005, 08:27:23 AM
Doorbell rings to prank
the weird lady from Utah
They died, twas Bella!

Net up: Cod (yes, fish)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#1603
June 08, 2005, 10:38:37 AM
Cod fingers are nice
With tomato sauce and salt
Kill it with my fork!

Barf on us with: Expired use-by dates
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

ReapingWildOats

#1604
June 08, 2005, 10:48:52 AM
I throw my head back
chug and read: 2004
the milk is bad, hurl

next topic: The many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics

Legalize Abortion!
Pregnancy is a Jewish conspiracy!
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