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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Bella

#1620
June 10, 2005, 08:21:11 PM
grill it again, Sam
just like Bogie and Bacal.
Humphrey Bogart said it first

Next: It's Friday!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Zurtok Khan

#1621
June 13, 2005, 07:35:28 AM
No watch anime
here.  Angelina Jolee,
Please fuck me baby.

(Angelina in more arousing then ANYBODY, even most men)

Next on tonight's specials: The woman who put a chicken in her pussy for good luck.  (This really DID happen in real life...ask if you want details)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Bella

#1622
June 14, 2005, 10:50:45 PM
hatchet falls, cat feeds.
this equation = good luck
chicken in pussy

Next: avoid contact with eyes
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1623
June 14, 2005, 11:31:48 PM
don't look at the eyes
she will rip your balls of faster
than you can say ow

next: predator (from the arnold swatznegg... (you get the idea)film of the same title)

Zurtok Khan

#1624
June 15, 2005, 05:59:18 AM
I speak gud eengleesh
invisible thing is bad
and very oogly!

Next: How many roads must a man skip down before you call him a fairy?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Wishfarple

#1625
June 17, 2005, 01:04:50 AM
RING RING!  Who is this?
Frank's Costume Shop?  Sorry, wings
And tights are mine, now

Next up: the sudden realization that you just swallowed a bug
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

agent compassion

#1626
June 17, 2005, 01:19:14 AM
Oh, bug in my throat
You tickle and worry me
And taste like chicken

Next topic: Doctor Who vs. Star Wars

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1627
June 17, 2005, 01:23:58 AM
star wars owns doctor
who, even the crappy sw3
with the emo king in

next: sleep deprivation

agent compassion

#1628
June 17, 2005, 01:31:20 AM
::defenestrates DiL::

You knew that was coming...

:twisted:

Now then:

Lack of sleep
Can cause you to say things like
"Star Wars 3 was great."

:twisted:

I mean all right I can think of FAR worse ways to spend a day, doing taxes and FAFSAs just to name some examples, but fine cinema it wasn't. It was popcorn, and I'll take jelly babies over popcorn any day. :D

Next topic: The parmesan cheese is talking to you. What does it say?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1629
June 17, 2005, 01:37:30 AM
dil, its hlaf one in the morning
what the fuck are you doin awake
and that was an haiku.

look you only like doctor who because fo your underlying lesbain urges for billie piper. and dont defnesrtrate me again turd or dr fruend made me say it

agent compassion

#1630
June 17, 2005, 01:58:33 AM
Pffft.

Billie's cute and all, but Captain Jack is cuter.

Anyway, go to bed, you silly monkey, or I'll stuff you in my TARDIS.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1631
June 17, 2005, 02:30:08 AM
dont i only wish
i could dream the night away
Blast! darn I T work

:cry:

next: what agent compassion would do to me in her tardis  :wink:

agent compassion

#1632
June 17, 2005, 02:32:59 AM
wash yer mouth out with
non-emo glycerine soap
and send you to bed

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1633
June 17, 2005, 02:37:39 AM
damn, there goes my hopes
of boinkin an older woman
well for... tonite atleast!

:twisted:  hehe  :D

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1634
June 17, 2005, 04:14:23 AM
dil, you did not say
what the next subject should be
go drink some coffee

next: why i secretly like emo hair  :oops:
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