The Haiku Game

[Iron Sulfide]

where gummies rule ALL
red cinnimon fish can't vote
and fruit snacks are gay

next topic: "Harold and Maud" (Or Pedophilia, if you haven't seen that
movie)

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

He was 18 and
she was 80, it's creepy
but not illegal

next: fractals

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Fractals bend math
Fractals make math to art
Fractals fun trip

Next topic: Am I paranoid or is everyone fucking looking at me?!

[Iron Sulfide]

we're looking at you
don't you know that we'll eat you!?!?
Cthulhu's Minions!

next topic: Arizona Bay

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I've never seen Arizona Bay
I've never even been to Arizona Bay
My haiku is really bad

Next topic: Horrible show tunes and the idiots that listen to them

[Iron Sulfide]

Arizona Bay
is where showtunes go to die
Californ-i-a

as for the people
that sing to such awefulness
they get florida

Next Topic: The Peter Principal

[the other anonymous]

Terrific job, friend.
You may have a promotion
Lousy job. You're fired.

Next topic: tetration

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Spelling bee time
Now spell for us: Tertration
Use in sentence?

Next topic: Fnordiscordia totally sucks at haikus

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

this haiku was written by fnordiscordia
it's a good one but
the beat count is way way off on it

next:the secrets of the illuminati on sale now

[Zurtok Khan]

Twenty dollars for
secrets! Get them while they're hot!
Illuminati!

Next: Are Vagans really animals?

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

vagans are there.
but what are they there?
animals or not?

Next= seventeen equals twenty-three

[Iron Sulfide]

seven equals me
plus twenty, plus three more, too
i don't like thirty

next topic: the Missing Link Homo Erotis

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Some think homo-habillis
Some others think its pre-Erectus
Its reall homo-erotic

Next topic: Paris Hilton being assfucked by a large barnyard animal.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Some think homo-habillis
Some others think its pre-Erectus
Its reall homo-erotic

Next topic: Paris Hilton being assfucked by a large barnyard animal.

paris hilton knows.
'cause on farms she's been before
an ass is a beast.

NEXT!... train robberies of the pacific northwest

[Zurtok Khan]

Traveling on train
can be quite taxing if you're
watching *Paris get ass raped by a donkey

*the boy, he's at least human looking, and has the slightest bit of sex appeal.  Of course, anyone who would screw Ms. Hilton probably has more STD then you can...uhh...shake a stick at...

Next: Why the fuck did Paris find someone named Paris, who wants to name their children Paris?

Please, there are OTHER CITIES in the world.