The Haiku Game

[the other anonymous]

Illumination
is for wimps and greyfaces
I prefer psychening!

Next Topic: Roger, will you marry me?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Rog and toa
sitting in a tree K-I-
S-S-I-N-G

next: wasting time with haikus is creative disorder, or is it

[LMNO]

Of course it isn't.
Creative Order, dummy.
There are rules to it.


Try out: An Example of Creative Disorder.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

haikus can be creative disorder if i want them to be because i said so and i am the boss of haikus and youre not so there and i dont care what that other guy says either cuz haikus are fun and fun is a necessary part of life and even beavis likes haikus so there

next  wtf was that

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

that was a big fruit
flavoured pygmy hampster
of doom on the rocks!!!

Next: they should invent a drink called fruit flavoured pygmy hampster

[DJRubberducky]

Next: they should invent a drink called fruit flavoured pygmy hampster

Chambord, Midori,
One miniature rodent,
Close your eyes and shoot.

Next up: Rule #1, beeyotch!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

rule number one is
keep your mouth shut, do not brag
or else you get caught

[the other anonymous]

Rule number two is:
Specify a new topic!
It's mandatory.

Next Topic: Relativity

[Pope On A Rope]

Relativity
Is the study of how stuff
Interacts with stuff

Next topic: July of 1932

[agent compassion]

1932
Was a long time before I
was even born.

Next topic: Cheese on top, fruit on the bottom, what the hell are you eating?

[Pope On A Rope]

1932
Was a long time before I
was even born.

Next topic: Cheese on top, fruit on the bottom, what the hell are you eating?

Cheese flavoured goodness,
with healthy fruit at bottom:
I must be in hell.

Next up: Chinese people and the zeppelin.

[Antechinus sapiens]

Watch that mother burn!
There goes that Hindenburg thing
I feel like spring rolls.

Next:
Obscene phonecalls

[Iron Sulfide]

:Breathing and panting:
"Hello? Is this some sick joke?"
and dial tone hums...

Next Topic: These are tje Days of Our Lives

[the other anonymous]

Hope is the hottest!
Bow before her loveliness!
Like sand in my pants...

Next Topic: Where should Roger and I get married?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

marry in vegas
by elvis presley's ghost or
impersonator

next:  when's the date?