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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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hooplala

#1860
August 10, 2005, 05:18:52 PM
Often, when watching
Jessica Simpson videos
my prostate explodes

Next Up:  Jack the Ripper's zipper
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1861
August 10, 2005, 05:49:35 PM
Jack the Ripper had
no zipper, they had not been
invented yet, duh

next:the scariness of Spongebob Squarepants :shock:

KD

#1862
August 11, 2005, 02:27:50 AM
Spongebob's not so bad
But don't blow your cover yet...
Squidward knows your scent

next: dilapidated thing(s)
Here, have string.

Iron Sulfide

#1863
August 11, 2005, 11:08:58 PM
i saw a strange thing
it sat, dilapitated
it was not alone

Next Topic: What are the Things? What have they done to me?
Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1864
August 11, 2005, 11:56:56 PM
Things, they're numerous
A plethora of things that
write bad haikus

Next topic: If you could kill one member of the Hair Bear Bunch, which would you kill and why?

Iron Sulfide

#1865
August 12, 2005, 01:16:08 AM
i would choose to kill
the Emo Bear in us all
but they're endangered

Next Topic: Open Season
Ya' stupid Yank.

DJRubberducky

#1866
August 12, 2005, 03:22:11 PM
Tear the foil packet.
Now my ramen has flavor.
Um, such as it is....

Next up: Masochism
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Ahab the Atrocious

#1867
August 12, 2005, 03:56:14 PM
Holding a pencil
He shouts, "Stick it it your eye!"
I sure surprised him

Next topic: Deadends of Evolution
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

hooplala

#1868
August 12, 2005, 05:11:00 PM
The animal which
consisted only of spikes
couldn't do too much.


Next------>  Robert Anton Wilson's case of halitosis
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Ahab the Atrocious

#1869
August 12, 2005, 06:32:48 PM
His mouth smells as bog
No one offers him spearmint
Shan't embarrass RAW

And our next contestant is..... How I learned to love my six-legged brethren
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

the other anonymous

#1870
August 16, 2005, 06:38:14 AM
Creepy critters can
Crunch quite cacophonously.
Capable Keds, kid!

Next Topic: Anything, as long as the Haiku is alliterated.

Iron Sulfide

#1871
August 16, 2005, 03:28:01 PM
WHo has heard Heralds?
He who has hummed has heard Hymn
But He has halted

Next topic: Pun something
Ya' stupid Yank.

Ahab the Atrocious

#1872
August 22, 2005, 07:11:29 PM
Gruff pirate captain
Sends mutinous sailor to
Walk with the plankton

El topico proximo...  !Onomatopoeia!
Captain Ahab the Atrocious | Petty Lietenant of Lesser Evils | Former Scourge of FruOp De'tat (who turned out to be a sea-water induced hallucination) | Bearer of the Crest of the Insufferable Bastard | Ringmaster General of the Cirkus Politik | Generally Surly Goat-Worshiping Mount Yeti | Harbinger of the Eight Neural Circuit | Thunkheaded Bastard Pope of Avignon | Briggadier Postmaster | Architect of the Tower of Rabble | Grand Llama Sureheisembossed | GUF:.EA Enslavedmind in Chiefly | Scoffing Heretic in the Nth Degree | Designated Patsy for Shadowy Organizations Whose Mere Name Would Most Certainly Give You a Miserable Case of the Willies | Socky F*cker in the Midfield | Tenured Professor of Environmental Eschatology | All-Around High Muck-A-Muck of Everything Anyone Has, Had, or Will Experience | Officer of the Brain Police--Internal Affairs Division | All that Glitters (Including Garbage Overflowing with Glittery Paint) | Sinecured Cultural Attache from the Dog Star Sirius |

the other anonymous

#1873
August 23, 2005, 06:49:17 AM
Whoosh! Thud! Bang! Crash! Boom!
Can I be a Supreme Court Judge too?
They sound like monkeys.

(DON'T COUNT MY SYLLABLES OR I'LL THWACK YOU!)

Next Topic: The Importance of Counting Syllables

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1874
August 23, 2005, 07:00:06 AM
Counting syllables really
important just like sentence strucvture
spelling. and grammar,

Next Topic: Whatever floats your goat.
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