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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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Bella

Quote from: Christ RawDear Bella,

Is the Earth really hollow like my super keeps trying to tell me?
Dear Christ Raw,

Sadly, no.  If the world was hollow it would be made out of chocolate and AC and I would have eaten our way to the center of the earth long ago.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

Quote from: Altoid AddictDear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?
Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella,

You have anything to do with this?

Doctor punched by 'corpse'


Dear Rog,

Scribe and Hugh are quite correct. Of course I had something to do with it.
That dear boy only thinks he wasn't dead when they took him to the morgue.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Dear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Altoid AddictDear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?
Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

Alright. If I get the job at the local coffeeshop and if you're ever in town, I will.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks. Wonder if it'd work with the riaa
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

East Coast Hustle

RIAA is not who you'd have to worry about in that instance.

ASCAP would be the ones to bust your balls for unauthorized/uncredited sampling.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Not to mention BMI and SESAC...

Bob the Mediocre

I was thinking of illegal downloading, but I guess I should've made that clearerer.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

fluffy


dear bella,

why won't lmno finish lmno-pi?

yours,
fluffy

East Coast Hustle

I'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.

Syn
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Cain

Bella, will I get good scores in my exams, despite not going to the lectures or revising much?

East Coast Hustle

Dear Bella,

what do e.g. and i.e. actually stand for?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO's Shadow

Quote from: T'ai KungI'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

8)

That dickhead says he's already got the NSRA worked into the storyline, but he can't figure out what the Ocean has anything to do with anything.

What a moronic asshole.

Bella

Quote from: LMNODear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?
Demonica says she thinks you did, indeed, leave your cymbal stand at the show on Sunday.  :(
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here