Ask Bella

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Is the Earth really hollow like my super keeps trying to tell me?

Dear Christ Raw,

Sadly, no.  If the world was hollow it would be made out of chocolate and AC and I would have eaten our way to the center of the earth long ago.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?

Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.

[Bella]

Bella,

You have anything to do with this?

Doctor punched by 'corpse'

Dear Rog,

Scribe and Hugh are quite correct. Of course I had something to do with it.
That dear boy only thinks he wasn't dead when they took him to the morgue.  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Dear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Dear Bella,

What should I ask you?

Also, do i have any hope of piecing together random scenes from various copyrighted sources and turning it into a screenplay?

Dear Bob,

You should ask me if I want my double white chocolate mocha with or without whipped cream. (without, please)

Alright. If I get the job at the local coffeeshop and if you're ever in town, I will.

And yes, you can indeed piece together random scenes fro various copyrighted sources and turn it into a screenplay.
At least if writing is anything like art you have hope.
Just call it a collage and you can get away with stealing almost anything.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks. Wonder if it'd work with the riaa

[East Coast Hustle]

RIAA is not who you'd have to worry about in that instance.

ASCAP would be the ones to bust your balls for unauthorized/uncredited sampling.

[LMNO]

Not to mention BMI and SESAC...

[Bob the Mediocre]

I was thinking of illegal downloading, but I guess I should've made that clearerer.

[fluffy]

dear bella,

why won't lmno finish lmno-pi?

yours,
fluffy

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.

Syn

[Cain]

Bella, will I get good scores in my exams, despite not going to the lectures or revising much?

[East Coast Hustle]

Dear Bella,

what do e.g. and i.e. actually stand for?

[LMNO's Shadow]

I'll take this one.

Fluffy, he's been trying to find a way to work the NSRA into the storyline without letting the NSRA become the storyline. [/delusionsofgrandeur]

That dickhead says he's already got the NSRA worked into the storyline, but he can't figure out what the Ocean has anything to do with anything.

What a moronic asshole.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Did I leave my cymbal stand at the show on Sunday?

Demonica says she thinks you did, indeed, leave your cymbal stand at the show on Sunday.