ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Suu]

"gravy of the gods" ???

1) cut a tender piece of young god neck/shoulder
2) rub with salt and pepper, let simmer for half an hour
3) feed the god-shoulder to your cat (who will now acquire the ability to speak)
4) add stock, spices
5) let simmer until thick

(uhh or something like that i usually use a package to make gravy)

God gravy!?

Wasn't that what Mary was impregnated wiff?

[Cramulus]

lucky for the Rev, I will be busy moving all day tomorrow.

if any of the rest of you should be so foolish as to contact the eldritch gawds of the interslums, I will hitch-hike to your mom's basement, remove your (completely vestigial) testicles, coat them in clear hard plastic resin,  cut facets in them, polish them, paint numbers on them, and give them to the biggest D&D nerd I know to be his lucky THAC0 dice.

and nobody wants that.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[AFK]

http://qdb.us/77482

<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Greetings miserable forumites. I bring you additional misery today.




BEHOLD AND DESPAIR as my Pterodactyls have sex with a nubile blonde

YEA, They seem to be having a good time



more cause for despair

BIKAW!                BIKAAAAAW!
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http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactyls/pterodactylsex.gif



Yours Truly,



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X

NSFW

[Cramulus]

"I've got lead in my pants, and lead in my hands.
Which do you want to gamble on motherfucker?"
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[Idem]

This is what we'd be doing every Sunday if the Germans had won WWII.

[Cramulus]

[Cramulus]

was going through the pix thread and had to bump this

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Heh, there are a few of those out there. That one was pretty sweet though.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

              Racism       Fuck yeah!
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[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Who shot the deputy?

Bob Marley.

He was too eager to take out "The Man" and shot both the Sheriff AND the Deputy, though he later lied about it.

Eric Clapton watched.

[Mangrove]

Bullshit may make the flowers grow, but a crock of your own shit will give everyone else e.coli.

Typos removed by SSOOKN.

[Chairman Risus]

Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

Not the only one: