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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #330 on: July 30, 2007, 09:22:09 pm »
"gravy of the gods" ??? :lol:

1) cut a tender piece of young god neck/shoulder
2) rub with salt and pepper, let simmer for half an hour
3) feed the god-shoulder to your cat (who will now acquire the ability to speak)
4) add stock, spices
5) let simmer until thick

(uhh or something like that i usually use a package to make gravy)

God gravy!?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #331 on: August 01, 2007, 02:05:01 pm »
lucky for the Rev, I will be busy moving all day tomorrow.

if any of the rest of you should be so foolish as to contact the eldritch gawds of the interslums, I will hitch-hike to your mom's basement, remove your (completely vestigial) testicles, coat them in clear hard plastic resin,  cut facets in them, polish them, paint numbers on them, and give them to the biggest D&D nerd I know to be his lucky THAC0 dice.

and nobody wants that.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #333 on: August 04, 2007, 02:26:43 pm »
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<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #334 on: August 09, 2007, 03:21:29 am »
Greetings miserable forumites. I bring you additional misery today.




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YEA, They seem to be having a good time



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #335 on: August 10, 2007, 07:36:15 pm »
"I've got lead in my pants, and lead in my hands.
Which do you want to gamble on motherfucker?"
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #336 on: August 13, 2007, 07:24:10 am »
This is what we'd be doing every Sunday if the Germans had won WWII.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #338 on: August 16, 2007, 09:03:07 pm »


was going through the pix thread and had to bump this

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #339 on: August 17, 2007, 04:10:47 am »
Heh, there are a few of those out there. That one was pretty sweet though.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #340 on: August 17, 2007, 05:31:19 am »
              Racism       Fuck yeah!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #341 on: August 17, 2007, 05:38:07 am »
Who shot the deputy?

Bob Marley.

He was too eager to take out "The Man" and shot both the Sheriff AND the Deputy, though he later lied about it.

Eric Clapton watched.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #342 on: August 17, 2007, 06:45:15 pm »
Bullshit may make the flowers grow, but a crock of your own shit will give everyone else e.coli.



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #343 on: August 17, 2007, 07:11:29 pm »
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #344 on: August 18, 2007, 03:21:35 am »
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

Not the only one:

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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