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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #840 on: March 05, 2009, 09:46:51 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #841 on: March 07, 2009, 04:53:44 am »
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?
Hail Eris?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #842 on: March 07, 2009, 10:36:42 am »
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?

Now you have tumors.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #843 on: March 07, 2009, 05:06:44 pm »
BOOB TUMORS!  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #844 on: March 07, 2009, 05:16:15 pm »
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...
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« Reply #845 on: March 07, 2009, 07:57:22 pm »
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...

 :? demonstrated by the fact that I have no men?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #846 on: March 07, 2009, 08:03:37 pm »
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #847 on: March 07, 2009, 10:50:19 pm »
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.

 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #848 on: March 11, 2009, 05:56:16 pm »
"i see a black sillouette of a goth, kick 'im in, kick 'im in, let us take all of his money, all his fucking maykup very very frightning me"




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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #849 on: March 15, 2009, 07:07:02 pm »
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:

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« Reply #850 on: March 15, 2009, 07:07:38 pm »
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #851 on: March 15, 2009, 07:17:44 pm »
last sentence killed me

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #852 on: March 15, 2009, 07:25:03 pm »
last sentence killed me

He summed up thousands of posts in 5 sentences.  Amazing.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #853 on: March 15, 2009, 11:30:21 pm »
The page after that has additional lol  8)

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #854 on: March 17, 2009, 04:30:21 pm »
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