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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #915 on: July 18, 2009, 02:17:14 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #917 on: July 19, 2009, 11:32:05 pm »
Including the time I showed up at Richter's cubicle with ramen hanging from my mouth and uttering "FTAGHN."

Did it look anything like this?


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #918 on: July 19, 2009, 11:33:53 pm »
that is pure class! :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #919 on: July 21, 2009, 09:54:25 pm »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Incidentally, I have found that Enki~] [, as a rule, cannot be trusted as his work defies profane explanations and instead requires indoctrination, and as those intelligent people I know who live inside that head-space cannot escape it for long enough to communicate an idea outside of their symbols, I do not trust it one tiny bit.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #921 on: July 25, 2009, 08:25:43 pm »
however asking a new member to write a little paragraph, something that should take about a minute, is enough to stop making it worthwhile for the third world labour people.

LOL i can just see the sigs now

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #922 on: July 26, 2009, 09:48:36 pm »
TGRR: Remember, kids...apocalypse is a matter of personal responsibility.


Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #923 on: July 28, 2009, 05:05:02 pm »

If the three of us agree... does the world end?

Not at all.  Cain and I agree on most things, and you're the next us.  Sort of like our fucked up little bearded love child.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #924 on: July 29, 2009, 08:07:02 pm »
There's always room for improvement! :)
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #926 on: July 30, 2009, 07:49:57 pm »
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #927 on: July 30, 2009, 09:13:31 pm »
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #928 on: July 30, 2009, 09:22:16 pm »
They should call themselves "Crackers", because Obama, as a reptilian agent, was not birthed, but cracked free of a giant egg, in his home plane of the fourth dimension.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #929 on: August 01, 2009, 05:57:26 am »
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.

No, I think you're thinking of this:



which I also both procured and HIMEOBSed.
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